Kermit: Hello. Kermit the frog here. And welcome to sensamea street. I'd like to tell you what today's letter is, but I am really fucked up. Hey, big bird, do you know what today's letter is?

Big bird: Sure, kermit, today's letter is joint.

Kermit: Uh, big bird, joint is not a letter. It is a word.

Big bird: Sorry, kids. Today's letter is three!

Uhh, big bird, three is a number.

Big bird: Exactly, the number three, which is how many joints I've smoked today. Kermit, are you with me?

Kermit: God, I'm stoned!

Big bird: Me too.

Elmo: Guys, guys, the show's going on. Come on!

Kermit: Thank you, elmo. Um, how about we say our ABC's, big bird?

Big bird: Okay.

Both: A, B, C, D, E, F, R, G, Q, K, C, R, uh, F, C...

Big bird: I forgot what we were doing, kramit.

Kermit: Did you just call me kramit?

Big bird: Yes, I did.

Kermit: Uh, kramit the frog here. Okay, okay, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye, kids. Today's shows was brought to you by the letter... Um...

Big bird: Bong.

Kermit: And the number... Um...

Big bird: God, you're messed up.

Kermit: Fuck you! The number fuck you!

Both: Bye bye, kids!