Lilacstime:Err...I can explain...me and my friend...were...bored.
….blame her!
Somerandomgirl:I.. wha... why me.. I just like po.. oh wait CRAP!
Enjoy....sorta... but not too much.. because that..that would be weird....
Hot Diggity Damn!
He stares blankly out of the window, "I like playing card games"
"Let's play strip poker.. but I don't know how to play poker, so let's strip"
"Ok!" Edward starts to unbutton his shirt. "Bow chicka Bow wow!"
"Hot diggity damn" Bella stares at Edward being amazed by the rippling muscles as they appear through the shirt. "Damn, boy"
"Tell me about it!" he grins at her "This is what you get for playing computer games for 3 weeks straight!"
"Well damn boy" stares at his bare chest blankly " Now shut up and strip"
*several hours later*
"Hey girls, look at this picture of my boyfriend stripping" She throws a picture at Rosalie and Alice " Isn't he damn right hot?"
They look at the picture, their eyes both wide ".GOD He's naked!" Bella looks at her adopted sisters with a big grin on her face. "and he's a sexy naked little creature."
Alice looks up at her, "well Rosalie can't take her eyes off it" she makes to take the picture out of her friend's hands. "NO!!!" Rosalie shouts "Hey do you have another copy...that I can um...put under...my huh pillow...?"
"...what?"
"er....it's for....school..."
"Oh okay then!"
Alice stares at them as if they are mad and sighs saying " You guys are freaking freaks!"
Just then Emmett walks in, and notices the picture of his brother, Edward in his Wife's hands.
Momentarily speechless, he looks up: "so anyone up for anything kinky?"
*Several days later*
They are all sitting in Bella and Edwards cottage, snuggled up to their boyfriends hot naked bodies. "Don't you think this is a little weird, us all being naked together?" Edward says. They all look at him and frown. "What the... No way, this is so hot look I even have a... er hang on this is creepy." Says Jasper. "Now will everyone calm down my head hurts."
"Oh, hey Jazz....er stop giving me that feeling will ya?"
"what fee-Oh!...whoops"
Just then, Renesmee walks in. "Hey daddy, mummy.. I'm home from hunting... Arrrrrrgh.. what are you.... mum, dad EW!." Jacob walks in and his mouths drops as he see's Bella. "Er.. well you look pretty... Err Nessie do you look like that?" They all, but Renesmee look at Jacob in shock horror. "OH. . I look so much better I mean, oh come on I'll show you." She drags him away to her room by the ankle. Bella and Edward look at there daughter leave with Jacob, Worriedly.
"thank goodness we don't have to sleep, because the way Jacob has been holding off all these years...it's gonna be a L-O-N-G night..."
THE END.. Hot diggity damn!
Sorry that EVERYONE was was OC
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