Chapter 1

an: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii it's ur garl, Everest, back at it agan with anutter fix! I red the Hugerer Games for the fist tim a few weeks ago and head an ideuh! So Jack is in destruct 12 an he in the *drumroll* HUNGGR GAMEHS! allso ths is kidna off topik but oh well but I saw Bandstand proshot on Thrsday and it was FREEKING AMAYZING. I luv dat musical so much but any way back to the fic. Soorry if tha speellin and grammarr is bad, Rose is on vocation and can't edit da next tree chapters! Luv u Rose, has u sum fun in Neew Mexico! Anywa, ENJOY! :DDD

Hi my names jack kelly and im seventeen yeats old. I live in distrct 12 in the country called panem and it STRAIGHT UP SUCKs here. Every year we have the Reaping withch names oare drawn to ben put it the Hunger Games. The hgunry games is the Capotol's way of punishing us for trying to uprise agrainst tgem awhile ago and they're still salty tso we have to participate in the Hungywupi Gsmreieis in which all the twelve yearsnr olds throew the eighteeth year olds are chosen, one boi and one goil for each destrict, and we fight to the freakinnnn deagtn man its epic but depressonv. Anyways the Reaping is tonite and i have 2 go to that otherwise the cApotil arress ad kills aus and oiur not worried about the fam part tho. My parents both died in the cola mines when I was at the tender eage of just born, so I've been an orphujan my whole life. Im too young to works in the coal minecraftz but i can't goes to skool cause I need money to survive so I sleepz on the street and sell newspapes in the mines and the town and in the Seam, were I live. But enough about my terible life stori, lets talk about today's reaping.

Im in the streets of Seam, hawking the daily pape. Its hard case the papes have repeating frontpage headlines a month before the reaping. But today si more exiting, bc its sayz "Today Is The Reaping! Attendance Is Mandatory! If U Don't Go Prepare to Meet Jesus or Satan!" I shouted shoutingly. My bfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, a young neewsie goil named Tara Gilebspie (an: shout out to da reel Tara Gilepsie, our queeen of and author of *da best fic eva*!), was lying on the ground, crying over some emo band again. "Tara!" I screamed, kicking her in the neck "Wat are u doin? We gotta sell papes!"

She moaned platonically. "B-but" she choked out "M-MCR!"

"Tara u useless emo, Gerard Way died 3000 years ago, get over it!" I replied frustratedly. "We's gotz to go soon soz we can get to the reaping for the 31st Hunger Gaymes!" She cried out the first few lyrics of Welcome to the Black Parade and gotz up. We started walking to the old abandonedds Olde Adabaned Chipotle where we and a few other Seam Newsies lived. Inside were French Fry, Bread Pun, Umph, and Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way. French Fry had long, thin hair. He's only six yers olde, and when we found hiim hehad blooood in hs har soz it locked lik he was a boc of Mickey D's fries dipped in Ketchup. Bread Pun came from a family of bakers. We was feeling non creative when we named him. Umph never talks, he's deaf, mute,and blimb, but he's real good at pinball, so sometimes we call him pinball wizard (an: Heeey if u cans guess wot MuSiCaL dis is referencin, I'll put youse in da storieee!). And Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way is really freaking emo and weird. Like she's worse than Tara, she thunk she a vampear but she not cause those ain't fo realsies. "Hey, where is Peggy?" I asked as we walked in.. I was answered by a cough.

Pegy is real young, and the one I've known the longest. Jack finds her first, aside from Tara. Jack goes up to her. She's lying behind the ancient tortillllas, coging pup blood. She is diing. Jack knos she is dyeing cause she ate ol ancient guac but still has hoep. Peg is like a lil sis to him. "Hey pegGy." I said softly, stroking the young 12 yr olds hair. "It's time to go."

Peggy's eyes opened wide, seeing into my soul like innocent pools of chocolate. "But Jackie…" she wheezed illly. "What if I get pichosen?"

I shooks my head. I didn't let her take any tesserae. I'm the most likel to be reaoped. My nam is in the reap-pickin thingy-ma-bob 96,000 tims cause I have to take tesseracts so we don't all frickin die of stavactoon. The only peeps who I let take tesser ayyyy is Tarra cus we gootta protection the younger Newssyz and then Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way gets tesser cause she wanna die because like I dais she a emo and wants to die. I piked up Peggy and walked out of the Chippotel. Tara, Fry, Bread, and Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way followed me.

Yae so Ah hoep u licked da fist chapzer, shout out to Rose, who be paryin up in Albeqeqerue! Pls revue comment follow fanart like wjateve. Luv luv luv you guys!