Hello!
Welcome to the first installment of FacePalms, a collection of short dialogue drabbles between two Hetalia characters ending with one character facepalming. I have a few more already typed up and ready to post, but if you have any ideas, feel free to suggest them in a review.
This first one I came up with, ooh, about a year or so ago? It was sometime after the Japanese earthquake, at least. Anyways, my mom told me about how Germany was planning to go off nuclear power due to what happened with Japan, and this idea popped into my head. And thus was born FacePalms.
Disclaimer: I am not Himaruya Hidekaz.
Episode 1: Super Powers Would be Nice, Too
"Yo, West!"
"Guten Tag to you, too, brother."
"Is it true?"
"Is what true?"
"Are you really thinking of getting rid of our nuclear power plants?"
"Yes. We would like to be completely off of nuclear power by 2018."
"Aw, but why?"
"Because it's too dangerous. Remember what happened to Japan? We don't want something like that to-"
"Aw, but, West, we don't get tsunamis."
"It's better to take precautions than to be taken unawares-"
"I taught you that!"
"Also, don't forget, someone in our general vicinity has volcanoes, and volcanoes can trigger earthquakes and earthquakes can-"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever."
"How's this? What if we keep just one?"
"No."
"Please?"
"I said, No!"
"Pretty please with wurst and saurkraut on top?"
"..."
"NO! It would be illog-"
"BUT WEST ALL I WANT IS TO GLOW IN THE DARK!"
FACEPALM
After this Germany got drunk and Prussia played with glow-in-the-dark paint.
