A/N: This isn't really mine, I just used a drabble generator and... somehow this happened.


1000 Sock Penguins

Rin paced romantically back and forth. Slender dread filled her heart. Len should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my snuggled love, Rin thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Len had been taken hostage by Yellow Leg, a supervillain who had the city in a state of silver terror. Rin fainted dead away, like a drunken mother at Christmas.

When she came to, there was a bump on her finger and the slender dread had returned. "Len, my lucky honey bunny," she cried out involuntarily. "What is Yellow Leg doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing lazily as he smacked him in the hip.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Rin remembered a story her grandmother had told her. If you fold 1000 sock penguins, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Rin ordered in a supply of sock and set to work, folding penguins until her finger was sore and she could hardly see. It took a week. She was just finishing up the very last penguin when Len walked in the front door.

"Len!" Rin screamed and threw herself into Len's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 sock penguins and it brought you back to me." She was so happy, she felt like she was dancing next to a door. She kissed Len seductively on the hip.

"Actually," Len said, pulling away physically, "I was rescued by the Fat Pan. She's a new superhero in town." Len sighed. "And she's really happy."

The slender dread came back. "But you're ravishing to be back here with me, right?"

Len checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Fat Pan for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay small, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Rin choked back a sob and started folding another penguin. Then she went out and got drunk instead.


A/N:...Lol?

o.o Kissing people on their hips just don't seem right.

Lol, I should've used Meiko in the last part. XD