Hello there! *bows* This is Ryujin Mei's first attempt at writing! *blushes*
This was inspired by the koeiwarriors version of the Dynasty Warriors 7 popularity poll waay back.
*ahem* So today, we announce the results of the Famitsu Dynasty Warriors 8 Polls. So did you agree with the results? Let me know in the reviews! Also, clicking the favourite/review button grants you a special request for any character! So review away (^_-)*/
There is an excited murmuring as the entire cast of Dynasty Warriors 8 all sit down in the hallway
SW: Hey! We got invites too!*angry murmuring* Don't forget us!
Sterk: *looks confused* I... got an invite as well.
Ryujin Mei: Eh heh, that's for next time! Sit tight and watch quietly!
Men: WINE!
Dong Zhuo+Guo Jia: WOMEN!
Zhang Fei: *tries to sneak a wine jar under his shirt*
Xing Cai: *throws a knife 2cm away from his hand* Father. We already discussed this. I don't need to call social services again do I?
Zhang Fei: Dammit! Bao, help your father out will ya?
Zhang Bao: *scratches head* Facing sis's anger or helping dad.. Sorry, I gotta go….*runs away*
Ryujin Mei: Helloo everyone! *SCREECH* Oops! Better fix the microphone! Ok, welcome to the first chapter of Ryujin Mei's fic! The winners of the Famitsu popularity polls will give us their reactions and messages of thanks! Let's go!
Poll 1: Most wanted sibling
First place Xiahou Ba: Wow! I'm first! Seriously? This is just awesome! I've always wanted another sibling, to be honest I'm a little envious of the Guans and Suns.
Sun and Guan siblings: *all speak at once* Trust me you wouldn't want older little annoying brothers sister brother!
Xiahou Ba: I err don't follow?
2nd Place Guan Ping: 2nd place? I'm grateful but.. since KOEI added in Xing and Yinping, I feel more and more invisible, well it's not like I'm against them being there, but…. I'm going to get overshadowed again aren't I? *sighs*
Guan Yinping: There there brother! It's all good.
Guan Yu: My son.. its time I told you the truth.*strokes beard* you're adopted. Now there won't be any sibling rivalry.
Guan Ping:*falls to his knees sobbing* F-f-father!
Suo+Xing: O.o
3rd Place Guan Yinping: Yipee! I'm more than happy to have more brothers! Sisters would be nice as well! *looks up at Guan Ping* Cheer up Ping!
Guan Ping: *sobs*
4th place Sun Ce: Cool! Though I wouldn't really want more younger siblings to be honest *starts muttering to himself*..Quan and Shang Xiang are such handfuls… *mumble mumble*
Da Qiao: *jabs Ce in the shoulder* You mustn't speak of your siblings like that!
Quan and Shang Xiang: *puppy dog eyes*
Sun Jian: Any more complaining and we're taking you all for counselling young man.*cracks knuckles*
5th place Xiao Qiao: Siblings? Hmms I'm already happy with Da Qiao as my big sis, but I'd be happy to have a little sis! Ooh we can play with each other's hair!
Cao Cao: *dangerous gleam in his eyes* Yes. Mmmm another Qiao..
Dong Zhuo: *drools* GAHAHA I'd *wink* love another Qiao as well.
Security: *grabs Cao Cao and Dong Zhuo and drags them off*
6th place Zhang Bao: Oh yeah! I love to have more siblings, preferably a cute little sister *sighs* honestly Xingcai is a little too boring sometimes.
Xing Cai: *coughs lightly*
Zhang Bao:*cold sweat*
7th place Da Qiao: My! I'm so flattered, but Xiao Qiao is already enough as it is, although an older brother wouldn't be so bad *trails off*, I mean, iIt would be nice to have someone to worry about me…
Sun Ce: But you have me! Aren't I good enough?
Da Qiao: *ignores*
8th place Ma Dai: Oh wow, people want me as a sibling? Guess I should start being more responsible *sighs*
Ma Chao: At leaast you got some recognition, *sighs sadly* Imma off to-
Peasants: *glare* We don't always need saving *holds up some hoes and sickles*
9th place Lian Shi:I suppose I do give off that older sister vibe, in any case, I'm very grateful people think of me like that.
10th place Sun Shang Xiang: Well I've already got 2 annoying older brothers so having sisters or younger siblings wouldn't be so bad!
Quan+Ce: You say something sister?
Shangxiang:*whistles innocently*
Sun Jian: I think….. this calls for some counselling sessions
Poll 2: Most Wanted Girlfriend
First place Guan Yinping : Teehee! I'm so thankful to all who voted for me! And I just debuted as well! Oh father~ I think there will be more suitors after me~
Guan Yu: *grabs his kwan dao and starts looking around* NO ONE TOUCHES MY LITTLE GIRL! *glares at all potential boyfriends and the Yinping fanboy army* NO ONE!
Yinping Fanboy army: *gulp* Y-y-yes my lord….
Guan Suo+Xing: *holding Guan Yu down* Calm down father! We'll be the ones protecting Yinping! Don't you worry!
Guan Yinping: Uhhh… f-father? Brothers? Hey! Ping! Come out of that corner!
Guan Ping: *has a dark cloud of despair over his head* *mutter* but I'm adopted *mutter*
Xing Cai: *whacks him in the head* Man up Ping!
2nd place Da Qiao: *blushes* I don't believe it! I mean, uh I am extremely flattered to be this popular but I.. *blushes* Lord Sun Ce is the only one for me. *bows her head politely*
Sun Ce: *leans back on his chair* You heard the lady *winks*
Da Qiao:*blushes*
Da Qiao fanboy army: *shakes fists in anger*
3rd place Wang Yuanji: I'm third? No, don't get me wrong, it's not like I'm disappointed or anything.. Don't misunderstand me.. I'm happy. Really…
Sima Zhao: *shakes head* My YuanJi is such a cute tsundere
Wang YuanJi: *looks at Sima Zhao with a death glare*
Sima Zhao: *shrinks back in his seat*
Zhang Chunhua: *smiles* Ah, such a lovely daughter-in-law. Reminds me of my marriage. *leans over to smile at Sima Yi*
Sima Yi: *grabs his suitcase*I have urgent business to attend to. Shi, Zhao, take care of Mom will you?
Zhuge Liang: *smirks behind fan* SOMEONE's got marriage problems!
4th place Sun Shang Xiang: Wow I'm in 4th place! Hah! Take that, brothers! I'm perfectly fine the way I am! Oh well, the skirt and hair decorations I'm wearing now might have something to do with it.
Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao: *nods heads and hi-fives each other* Our work is done!
Sun Jian: *wipes tears* my little girl, is finally acting like a woman! Wait.. *grabs sword and points at SSX fanboy army* I won't forgive anyone who lays a finger on my baby girl!
Ce and Quan: Don't forget us Pops!*grins at fanboy army*
SSX fanboy army: *gulp*
Liu Bei:…. Did I get forgotten again?
5th place Cai Wenji: Why, this is amazing! I think I shall write a poem to celebrate this! *plays some music* Or perhaps a song? *looks confused* I can't decide!
Guo Jia: Or how about a date? *winks*I'll help you decide.
Wang Yi: *grabs Guo Jia by the neck and drags him off* Some people! *mutter*
Dong Zhuo: Or coming to my lovely paradise? *leers*
Ryujin Mei:*sprays pig repellent* begone enemy of womenkind!
6th Lian Shi: I am grateful for the honor *bows politely* However I don't feel like I deserve this. I mean, I already have Lord Sun Quan.
*Sun Quan gets death glares from jealous male fans*
Lianshi fanboy #1: LIANSHI-SAMA!*sobs*
Anonymous males: Damn that lucky bastard….
(Name withheld): Dammit I thought Quan had no luck with women! Wish my wife had a rack like that *sighs*
(Wife of Name withheld): *cough* You were saying?
7th place Bao Sanniang: Yeah! *strikes a victory pose* This is awesome! But Guan Suo is my one and only! *waves to Guan Suo in the crowd*
*Guan Suo starts blushing*
Bao Sanniang Fanboy army: *death glare*
8th place Wang Yi : 8th place? Strangely I feel nothing but emptiness at this victory.*silence* There must be something wrong with me.
Guo Jia: *crawls in from where Wang Yi beat him up and left him* I can help you feel normal *winks*How about it?
*Wang Yi throws a trishula at him*
Dong Zhuo: Forget about that insect! Join my hare-*gets stabbed by various weapons*
9th place Xing Cai: I never knew this was how people viewed me, there are others who would be more suited as a girlfriend figure. *pause* I mean, I am extremely grateful but I need 3 more jars of wine and-what? *stops reading from cue cards and glares at Zhang Fei* Thank you for this anyway.
Zhang Bao: What have you done this time Dad? She's going to ban you from wine. Again.
Zhang Fei: What are you talking about son? I'm as sober as ever!
Zhang Bao: You were drunk father. We had to call Uncle Yu.
Xing Cai: *facepalms*
10th place Diao Chan: Thanks to all who voted for me! *smiles beautifully and does a small dance*I suppose some may be attracted , however my Lord Lu Bu is the only one for me. *smiles at Lu Bu*
Diaochan Fanboy #1-#99999: *swoons at her beauty before looking up at Lu Bu* AARGH IIITS! IIITSS! LU BUUUUUU! RUN!
Dong Zhuo: Forget about tha-argh! *gets speared by Lu Bu*
* Lu Bu gives Dong Zhuo and the Diao Chan fanboy army a smirk*
Poll 3: The most popular commander (oooh… suspense!)
1st Place Cao Cao: Hmph. It was to be expected. Now bring on the wine and women!
*all married men stand protectively in front of their waifus*
Cai WenJi: ….*looks away*
Zhang Fei: *gleam* Did you say… WINE?
Xing Cai: Father.*glare* Enough.
Yuan Shao: Unforgivable! A mere peasant like him doesn't deserve that title!
2nd place Xiahou Yuan: 2nd place? Gahaha, *looks at Cao Cao* Good on ya cousin! Ey Dun, how's the view from down there?
Xiahou Ba: Oh father, how embarrassing!
Xiahou Dun: …..
Cao Cao: Yes… Wei is definitely the most popular! Next step. World domination
3rd place Liu Bei: I owe this victory to the people of the land as it is they who have made me this popular . One word. Benevolence.
Sun Shang Xiang: *claps hands* Well done Bei! But… you'll always be number one for me!
Liu Bei:*blush*
Sun Jian+Ce+Quan: *ahem*
4th place Lu Su: Quite interesting I must say,I knew KOEI putting me in this instalment was a great idea.
Zhou Yu: You? Why you? Of all people… *grabs a wine jug and starts drinking*
Huang Gai: No need to get all jealous, you're pretty enough
Zhou Yu: *vein snaps* IT'S NOT THAT !*hic*
Xiao Qiao: Yu-baby! It's ok!
5th place Zhuge Liang: *fans himself in despair* I..sense trickery afoot. *closes fan* No. This was all according to KEIKAKU *laughs madly*
Jiang Wei: PRIME MINISTER! I shall follow your example!* starts laughing madly*
Yue Ying: Dear.. *sighs* And Jiang Wei, calm down. You're only going to make things worse.
Jiang Wei: *stops immediately* Yes Prime Minister's wife.
6th place Sun Jian: 6th place? *pauses* Ah.. guess I've gotten old huh? Graaah! I must train and grow stronger! Sons! We're going on a training camp!
Sun Ce+Quan:O.o *starts making excuses not to go*
Da Qiao:*rolls eyes* Ce.. do grow up..
Sun Shang Xiang: What about me?*sniffs*Can't I go too?
7th place Lu Meng: It seems I have shown great improvements, I even surpassed Lord Zhou Yu! *smiles proudly*
Zhou Yu: *glares and starts drinking again* Dammit! Why him as well?
Xiao Qiao: Yu likes wine more than me! *starts crying*
Lu Xun: Congratulations Lord Lu Meng! *lights some fireworks* This calls for some celebration!
Fire Dept: *takes fireworks and matches*
8th place Sima Yi: How dare that imbecile Zhuge Liang be ahead of me? Outrageous! Ahh of course, the miserable savages are unable to comprehend my brilliance! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-mmmph * Zhang Chunhua stuffs a manju into Sim Yi's mouth*
Zhang Chunhua: *smiling* Calm down dear, you wouldn't want to hurt yourself. *smiles*
Sima Yi: *nods silently*
Sima Zhao: *sweatdrop* M-Mom…
Sima Shi: *is eyeing the manju*
9th place Zhou Yu: Argh! *throws empty wine jar*Damn you Zhuge Liang! *shakes fists* damn you Sima Yi! What pathetic underhanded trickeries did you resort to this time?
Zhuge Liang+ Sima Yi: *both examine their plate of food*
Everyone else: So, how's life?
Anonymous: So about Lianshi's outfit…..*censored*
Ryujin Mei: WEN YANG!*rest omitted*
Zhou Yu: *sobs* Don't I matter?
Xiao Qiao: Aww Yu-baby!*hugs* Who cares about this silly award! We all know you're number one!
Zhou Yu: *hugs Xiao Qiao* At least someone cares…*sobs*
10th place Xiahou Dun: This is a testament to my popularity! Shame that fans haven't taken my recent haircuts kindly. Damn you KOEI
Xiahou Dun's hairdresser: *starts trembling* B-but you look so much better now!
Sun Jian: At least you don't have white hair!
Poll 4: Most wanted boyfriend
1st place Zhao Yun: I am honoured to receive this! However I am certain that Liu Bee-Dono is far more worthy of receiving this honor! A/n In the Jap versions Liu Bei is pronounced Liu Bee-dono lol
2nd place Xu Zhu: Me? *munch munch* 2nd place?
Everyone else: *starts yelling in disbelief *
Goemon Ishikawa: GAHAHA! Does that mean I have a chance too?
Ryujin Mei: sorry! Sorry! I misread it! 2nd places goes to.. XU SHU of Shu! One of the new hotties to debut in Dynasty Warriors 7 Empires! The so-called man who looks like a depressed Magoichi Saika with Ezio's hoodie!
REAL 2nd place Xu Shu: * dark depressed aura surrounds him* At least I made it on the cover of DW7E….
Zhao Yun:*frowns* totally ruined my perfect streak…
Ezio randomly appears, looks at Shu's hoodie, shakes his head and leaves. Everyone else just stares in silence.
Ryujin Mei: -_-" I guess the hoodies aren't the same then, well..
Xu Shu : …..Even KOEI were surprised because I was meant to give off a negative vibe…..*sits in a corner depressed*
3rd place Guo Jia: Heh. I knew I was popular with the ladies *brushes back hair and winks at fangirls* Anytime ladies (^_-)/*
Guo Jia Fangirl army: *kyaaaaaa* faints
Wang Yi: …
Guo Jia: Jealous? *winks*
Wang Yi: *knocks him out with a wine jug*
Guo Jia Fangirl army: *glares at Wang Yi*
4th place Jiang Wei: *weak smile* Thank you for this! I'm not sure what to say *blushes* Prime Minister, I have failed to come first..
Jia Chong: *smirks* at least you made the list.
Ryujin Mei: Not sure if I should be scared….what with that facial expression…*mutter* vampire*mutter*
Zhuge Liang: Jiang Wei, fear not. This was all according to KEIKAKU! *laughs madly*
Yue Ying:*facepalm* Oh do grow up, both of you. You're only going to embarrass everyone. Again.
Xiahou Ba: Aw come on! It's not that bad! *smiles cheerfully*
5th place Ma Dai: Wow! 5th place huh? Who woulda thought,.. well ladies, I'll be more than happy to paint pictures for you. Who wants to be first?
Ma Dai fangirl army: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ma Chao: …..I'm not jealous…. JUSTICE!*runs off to save some peasants*
Peasants: How rude! We don't always need saving!
6th place Lu Xun: 6th place? I was 3rd most popular in the last instalment! *lights a match* How could I lose to Jiang Wei? I even cut off my pigtails for this! I suppose I still have much to learn.*lights a flare*I knew I shouldn't have let KOEI cover up my abs in DW8
Fire Dept: *removes matches and other pyro tools*
Xun: *starts crying in a corner*
*Fire Dept gets attacked by Lu Xun fangirl army*
7th place Zhang Bao: Haha! Good thing I don't look like my father! And I'm not a generic anymore!
Zhang Fei: Bao! I thought you were on my side!
Generic warriors: We can't fall behind!
Ryujin Mei:*ahem* KOEI designed you to look like a younger version of your father you know..
8th place Yue Jin: I am most honoured, I even beat most of the original cast. Thank you for voting for me.
Ryujin Mei:how about a short message for your female fans? Or a small self-introduction? *smirks* Just a little thing you know!
Yue Jin:*veins pop* I AM NOT SHORT! *goes on a rampage*
Li Dian: *sighs* Again with that complex of his.
9th place Wen Yang: *is spacing out* Oh! I'm 9th? Thank you to everyone who voted for me! *spaces out and looks off into the distance* Hmm? Oh! Yes, I will continue to do my best in this upcoming battle…huh?
Ryujin Mei: *is yelling at the Famitsu poll counting person* WHY ISN"T MY YANG IN 1st PLACE? I DEMAND A RECOUNT! THE VOTES WERE RIGGED I TELL YOU! RIGGED!
Wen Yang: Please calm down! *takes off helmet and does his cute smile*
Ryujin Mei: *faints*
*The MC has fainted, please stand by*
Camera cuts to Zhang Jiao in his modern jobs DLC costume rocking a guitar and singing Ever Free.
10th place Xiahou Ba: I'm 10th? Seriously? Wow that's great! Even my father never reached the heights I've achieved! And to my female fans*clears throat* I love you all!*winks* Oh, I was just practicing.
Fangirl #1-999999: *swoon*
Xiahou Yuan: Well, you should at least thank your father for your good lucks you know.
Xiahou Dun: *smirks* You don't say…
Guo Hai: *cough* Congratulations my boy *wheeze*
Poll 5: Most desired Best friend
First place Xiahou Ba: Hey yes! *pumps fists* First again! In your face! Ha! I beat you again father!
Xiahou Yuan: Famitsu got it wrong! It's me! Not my son!
2nd Place Ma Dai: 2nd ? Nice, nice.*sighs* looks like I'm going have to start being more responsible now.
Ma Chao: Dai, you're 2nd again? I'M NOT JEALOUS! *goes off to save some peasants*
Peasants: How rude! Etc..
3rd Place Bao Sanniang: Oooh! How cool!*waves to Suo* Hey Suo! I got another one!
Guan Suo: I'm so happy for you! That's so nice Bao!
Bao Sanniang: *giggles* Thanks Suo! *kisses him on cheek*
Guan Yinping: Y-you stalker! stay away from my brother!
4th Place: Zhang Bao: Wow, Xiahou Ba is so on a roll eh? *clenches fist* I have to work myself up against him!
Guan Xing: That's the spirit buddy!
Zhang Bao: Xing! *brofists*
Bishieholic: *gleam* FUJOSHI BAIT!*nosebleeds*
Ryujin Mei: *tries to ignore* I don't know you! And what's with your name?
Security: *drags Bishieholic off*
5th Place Gan Ning: Friends? Aww I appreciate the thought, a nice guy like me could do with a good pal to help him in battle.
Ling Tong: *glares* What am I? Chopped liver?
Gan Ning: Huh? *looks around* Did I just hear a fly buzzing?
Ling Tong: Argh! Darn you!
*Gan Ning and Ling Tong start fighting*
Lu Meng: Calm down! *face palm* This is what I have to deal with all the time…*sighs*
6th Place Sun Shang Xiang: Awesome!I was looking for more sparring buddies!
Daqiao+Xiaoqiao: *phew* We were getting so tired!
Lianshi: I'm sure they'd be much more of help to you than me.
Sun Quan: Stop being so negative Lianshi!
7th Place Guo Jia: Why thank you! I'm glad people think so highly of . This'll make picking up girls easier.
Wang Yi: ...
Dong Zhuo: Silence Pretty boy! Let the women join my ha-*gets attacked by angry peasants*
Ma Chao: *phew* managed to shake them off
8th Place Xiahou Yuan: Gahaha! Nice! Hm only 2? Dammit my son's surpassed his old man
Xiahou Ba: Thanks for the praise father!
Xiahou Yuan: ...
9th Place Sima Zhao: Nice! Anyone wanting to help me out when Yuanji's pissed is welcome! Or lightening my workload!
Wang Yuanji: ….
Sima Zhao: *cold sweat*
10th Place Li Dian: Awesome! This is just a short ah little word of thanks but hmm , I'm one of the new guys in Dynasty Warriors 8. Nice to meet you!
Yue Jin: *veins popping*
Li Dian: Whoa calm down! Just wait a minute , I'm almost done-crap
Yue Jin: I AM NOT SHORT! *goes on a rampage*
Ryujin Mei: *sighs* Here we go again...
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