Death the Kid looked around at the partially empty lot of grass.

"This is a disgrace!" He yelled.

"Why is there a toilet sitting there in this lot of grass? And why is the toilet on one half of the lot but not the other?" Kid left the lot in fury.

An hour or so passed before Kid came back. He had brought a toilet with him.

"Yes! This is exactly the same as the other one!" Kid exclaimed as he examined the two toilets. He then relocated the toilet to the other half of the grassy area and stood back to make sure it was symmetrical to the other.

"Yes, yes," he said as he looked at the two toilets. Kid then sighed.

"What a lovely sight of symmetry."

Soul passed by and noticed Kid adjusting the toilets.

"Uh, why are there two toilets in the middle of nowhere?" He asked. Kid got mad.

"Because, if there was only one toilet, then it wouldn't be symmetrical!" Kid retorted.

"That is why there are two toilets in the area!"

"Okay…Then why is there a toilet here to begin with?" Soul asked. Kid raised his hand to argue but then put it back down.

"I have no idea," he replied. He looked at the toilets then left. Soul did the same and walked with Kid.

"So we're just going to leave them there?"

"Why not? They are a symbol of symmetry and should be displayed for everyone else to see this magnificent sight."

"They're two toilets!" Soul exclaimed.

"Who wants to see two random toilets?"

"You would be surprised" Kid said.

"I bet I will!" Soul replied, doubting Kid's sanity.

They continued to walk away from the toilets when Kid turned around and went back to them.

"What the hell are you doing now?" Soul asked Kid as he continued walking.

"The second toilet is off by a few inches. I must fix it!" Kid replied.

"Are you freaking kidding me?" Soul yelled.

"Symmetry is a serious matter," Kid said calmly

Soul gave up. He decided to stay with Kid, though. He stood next to him, and observed him fixing the toilet. After half an hour of extreme precision, Kid finally stopped and looked back.

"Now it is perfectly symmetrical."

Soul mentally face-palmed himself and looked at Kid.

"Can we go now?" He asked.

"Yes," Kid replied. "My work here is done."

Soul shook his head and walked away. Kid looked back at the two toilets before catching up with Soul.

Hey everyone! I just wanted to upload a story that my friends and I came up with at school randomly. I didn't originally write this, but I did fix up any minor mistakes, such as grammar and typos.

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