Does any body want a cup of tea? part 2

A.N yes it's me again but if u bothered to come this far then u won't want to here me blabering!!!!!


The door opened with a hiss, Zaphod lept in followed by ford still arguing over weather doors hiss or creek. Marvin followed trying to look as dejected as possible .
They found their way to the central control console cabin and Zaphod plonkec him self into the drivers seat. A slight groan came from underneath him and Zaphod got up quickly.
"oh sorry' he said, 'i seem to have sat on you.'
"i know who you are" said the old man
" Everybody does today!" said Zaphod
" your Zaphod Beeblebrox aren't you" said the old man
"Now your ssoo clever!" said Zaphod "Now push off before i hit you!"
The old man moved quickly away
"I know who you are" said ford " your arthors friend Slatibartfast" the old man nodded
"mind if I steal your ship?" said Zaphod "No of corse you don't" He started pulling some leavers about the ship rocked sickeningly before ford pulled him off and started the ship properly.
They soon saw the heart of gold and docked on after chuking slatibartfarst off. Ford and Zaphod raced inside, came to Trillion's cabin only to find the door was locked. Zaphod tried to break down the door but Ford suckceeded by wacking it with his towel.
Amid the splinters of the door were Fords towel, Trillion and the vogon. Trillion and the Vogon didn't have any thing on (A/N stetch your imagination what were they doing?) but nether did the towel. They (not the towel) were lying on the floor.
"What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Zaphod
"You Disgusting pervitised creeps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shreiked Ford
In the utter chaos that followed Arthor Dent came in and asked
" Does anybody want a cup of tea?"

A/N there thats the end of the second and final part
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Disclaimer: WHAT DO YOU THINK WHY ARE YOU READING THIS IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO OWNS THESE CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!