By Gods of Olympus, The Mankind Special!
By Gods of Olympus:(warrented)
From the 'Mankind special' broadcasted on the Olympus TV-
1. Waltz Disney really hated Pluto
Ah, well, every dog has it's day.(or maybe century is better in this case)
2. Guess who:- An insectivorous plant, having exotic fragrance and vibrant colours, who attracts insects and traps the flies.
I pretty much guess I'll end up having a gossamer dress, cauz the answer is The Venus Flytrap!
3. What car do musicians and poets like most?
Remember the Haiku's?...The answer's obvious now. It's Apollo.
4. What brand of shoes do cabin 12 demigods wear?
I hope cabin 12 is Hermes, cauz the answer is Adidas.(it has hermes symbol on it)
5. Charles Dickens didn't read Greek mythology, nor did he know it.
The cute sweet cat Diana in Alice in Wonderland is proof.
6. Dionysus says,"I shall now give myself up in the service of the camp."
He may as well give up Diet Coke. Maybe it's drugging him?
7. When was Lycaon embarrased to his utmost?
When Twilight created Jacob Black, the caring werewolf!
8. Why did Hestia become a minor goddess?
She became a character in Harry Potter and couldn't handle both!
9. What does really happen when thunder booms in the sky?
Poseidon and Zeus get engaged in a brotherly, killer fight.
10. Amul was once sponsered by Keto.
It came up with an advertisement saying-"Taste the monster cheese that melts like ice. It's grossly, vengefully delicious!
