"Ammy you stupid dog! Stop that!" Cried Issun.
Ammy was drunk again. After the defeat of Yami, Issun had found a way to get to the celestial plain. He got there only to find out that Ammy had decided to start drinking… a lot.
"Wheeeeeee!!!!!" shrieked Ammy.
When gods return to the Celestial plain, they can speak any language, and be any form they wish. Right now Ammy was still a dog, but she could speak.
"You moron! You're making me dizzy!!!!!"
"Heehee… the planets are spinning!"
"Yes... they always do that." Issun was tired of this. Ammy had been running around in circles for a whole frikin day.
Ammy needed something to calm her down… but how? A good slap? A kick in the shins? Maybe if he took her back down to Kamiki she would stop.
"MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!! I can't see straight! I'm just a Poncle you know… you gods can do this for millennia, but we can't stand a minute!"
"Oh get over it. This is boring. I NEED A COOKIE!!!"
That wasn't good. Giving a cookie to a god was like giving a plate of candy to a six year old.
"Cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, COOKIE!!!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU HIDING???"
"Good god Ammy. I liked you better when you couldn't talk. Oh, and if you want a cookie so badly, use you're stupid brush"
"Issun! You're such an idiot!"
Sakuya suddenly appeared. She seemed cross.
"Don't you know that when a god wants a cookie, you NEVER give it to them?"
"Hey there babe! Where have you been? And what do you mean? It's just a cookie"
POOF
There was suddenly cookie the size of a car in front of them.
"AAAHH!" yelled Issun
"…here we go" sighed Sakuya
NOM NOM NOM. Ammy was eating the cookie… really really fast. With every bite she got even more hyper. Within thirty seconds it was gone.
"I can't even see her any more. She just a blur…" said Issun
"Is that her running in circles around us?" Sakuya asked.
"I think so…"
BOOM! A giant firework landed on the ground.
"WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?" Screamed Sakuya
"It's his cherry bomb technique. Note to self… Sake + Cookie + Amaterasu + Brush Techniques = BAD IDEA" Issun noted.
"Yeah no shit…"
"Need some help?"
It was Waka.
"Hey look. It's the half-baked Profit again How's it going?"
"Tres bein mon amis! Well, except for this. What happened?"
"Amaterasu got drunk then Issun gave her a cookie" Said Sakuya
"WHAT?!?! Hey bug you moron why on earth would you do that?"
"Am I the only person that didn't know that was a bad idea?"
"Apparently" Said Waka and Sakuya in unison.
"We still need a way to fix this. Would taking her down to Kamiki fix it?"
"I don't think so. Kushi has been making a lot more Sake then usual."
"SAKE!?!? Where?" Ammy exclaimed. In a nano second he was at Waka's feet. "GIMMIEGIMMEGIMME! I know you have it. Don't try and lie to me. I'll cut your head off"
"I don't have any!"
"LIAR!"
SliceWaka's head rolled over to Sakuya's foot.
"Good thing I can't die… that might have hurt." It said. "alright.. now to pick up my head and put it back on. Here body body body… no this way… to your left! The other left!"
WHAM!
"Ouch. That was a hard boulder."
"Well while you work on that, I'll work on getting Mr. Orange up here. He has a secret dance that is supposed to sober people up. I just hope it works on gods" said Sakuya.
"What about me?" Issun yelled.
"Distract Amaterasu. Find a chew toy or aomething…"
" fine…"
