I only wrote it because I'm new and I wanted to see how this thing worked and stuff. Imagine if I was actually trying. Then this would be awesome
The Yu-Gi-Oh! GX cast and I are about to act like total idiots.
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Me: Hey, Hassleberry...your name sounds like a fruit. Are you a fruit? Do you have a fruit license?
Hassleberry: I'm not a fruit, don. My parents just suck at making up names.
Jaden: Hey do you really need a license to be a fruit?
Me: Of course not, I made that up.
Random Banana: What a relief!
Syrus: But she's the writer! If she made it up then it is real!
Random Banana: Curses!
Jaden: Illegal banana! *takes out cell phone and starts to call the cops*
Me: Chill guys, no such thing as a vegetable license.
Syrus: Fruit.
Me: Whatever.
Alexis: Call the cops anyway, that talking banana is staring at me oddly!
Jaden: Okay. *calls cops*
*sirens wail*
Cop: Sorry, I can't arrest that banana.
Jaden: Why not?
Cop: Because I'm not really a cop!
All: Say what?
Cop: I'm really Paul Blart, Mall Cop!
Me and Jaden: Peanut Blart and Jelly!
Alexis: So…what are you doing here?
Paul: You're all in terrible danger! The mall terrorists from the movie came to the Academy to steal all the eggwiches!
Jaden & Me: Gasp!
Chazz: Why don't you just gasp instead of saying the word gasp, idiots?
Me: Because I'm the writer and what I say goes. Now dance Chazz, dance!
*Chazz somehow ends up doing a Scottish dance, complete with kilt*
Chazz: You are evil!
Me: I know. *evil smirk*
Jaden: *thinking* She's kinda cute though…
Me: *using cool authoress mindreading powers* Aww… *blushes*
Syrus: AAAAAH!
Alexis: EEEEK!
Both: IT'S THE MALL GANGSTAS!
Jaden: SAVE US, PAUL!
Paul: *runs away* EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
Atticus: I'll take care of these guys! *runs over mall villains with wheelbarrow*
Chazz: *in the wheelbarrow* AAAAH!
*mall people and Chazz fall off nearby cliff*
Me: Hey, Jaden and Sy, let's go get some ice-cream.
Syrus: Okay.
Jaden: Sweet.
Me: Let's go to the International House of Fictional Dairy Products! Follow MEEEEE!
*All of us slide over a dark, creepy-looking rainbow*
Syrus: Why's the rainbow so Halloween-y?
Me: I don't know how to make colorful things. That's why we're all wearing black in this story.
*Everyone looks down to see that they are wearing all black, except Chazz, who's still wearing a kilt*
Jaden: Hey, where's the ice-cream place?
Me: Oops, I forgot to write that.
Chazz: So write it now, stupid.
Me: I can't, I'm allergic to shellfish.
Chazz: ??????
Me: Dance, Chazz, dance!
Chazz: NOT AGAIN!!!!
*he dances again*
Me and Jaden: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
*everyone dances like nobody's watching despite the fact that almost all of the school and faculty is, in fact watching*
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Bye-bye peoples, have fun laughing your butts off!
