I only wrote it because I'm new and I wanted to see how this thing worked and stuff. Imagine if I was actually trying. Then this would be awesome

The Yu-Gi-Oh! GX cast and I are about to act like total idiots.

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Me: Hey, Hassleberry...your name sounds like a fruit. Are you a fruit? Do you have a fruit license?

Hassleberry: I'm not a fruit, don. My parents just suck at making up names.

Jaden: Hey do you really need a license to be a fruit?

Me: Of course not, I made that up.

Random Banana: What a relief!

Syrus: But she's the writer! If she made it up then it is real!

Random Banana: Curses!

Jaden: Illegal banana! *takes out cell phone and starts to call the cops*

Me: Chill guys, no such thing as a vegetable license.

Syrus: Fruit.

Me: Whatever.

Alexis: Call the cops anyway, that talking banana is staring at me oddly!

Jaden: Okay. *calls cops*

*sirens wail*

Cop: Sorry, I can't arrest that banana.

Jaden: Why not?

Cop: Because I'm not really a cop!

All: Say what?

Cop: I'm really Paul Blart, Mall Cop!

Me and Jaden: Peanut Blart and Jelly!

Alexis: So…what are you doing here?

Paul: You're all in terrible danger! The mall terrorists from the movie came to the Academy to steal all the eggwiches!

Jaden & Me: Gasp!

Chazz: Why don't you just gasp instead of saying the word gasp, idiots?

Me: Because I'm the writer and what I say goes. Now dance Chazz, dance!

*Chazz somehow ends up doing a Scottish dance, complete with kilt*

Chazz: You are evil!

Me: I know. *evil smirk*

Jaden: *thinking* She's kinda cute though…

Me: *using cool authoress mindreading powers* Aww… *blushes*

Syrus: AAAAAH!

Alexis: EEEEK!

Both: IT'S THE MALL GANGSTAS!

Jaden: SAVE US, PAUL!

Paul: *runs away* EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!

Atticus: I'll take care of these guys! *runs over mall villains with wheelbarrow*

Chazz: *in the wheelbarrow* AAAAH!

*mall people and Chazz fall off nearby cliff*

Me: Hey, Jaden and Sy, let's go get some ice-cream.

Syrus: Okay.

Jaden: Sweet.

Me: Let's go to the International House of Fictional Dairy Products! Follow MEEEEE!

*All of us slide over a dark, creepy-looking rainbow*

Syrus: Why's the rainbow so Halloween-y?

Me: I don't know how to make colorful things. That's why we're all wearing black in this story.

*Everyone looks down to see that they are wearing all black, except Chazz, who's still wearing a kilt*

Jaden: Hey, where's the ice-cream place?

Me: Oops, I forgot to write that.

Chazz: So write it now, stupid.

Me: I can't, I'm allergic to shellfish.

Chazz: ??????

Me: Dance, Chazz, dance!

Chazz: NOT AGAIN!!!!

*he dances again*

Me and Jaden: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

*everyone dances like nobody's watching despite the fact that almost all of the school and faculty is, in fact watching*
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Bye-bye peoples, have fun laughing your butts off!