Dry Bowser was doing some chores as he was going through the Mushroom Kingdom's various wild spots, being at the Kalamari Desert to see several red robed Shy Guys crashing their vehicles into the red train, causing the skeletal reptile to shake his head in disappointment at them.
"Don't you idiots know better than to go crashing into a train?" Dry Bowser pointed out while brushing back his red hair, which was being blown by the desert air.
The Shy Guys stared blankly at Dry Bowser as they all tried flipping him off, only to realize they had stubs for hands as they made their annoying noises, with Dry Bowser rolling his eyes as he walked away, heading eastward as he reached a portal that took him directly to the Koopa Beach, seeing a bunch of green shelled Koopa Troopas chucking green shells at each other on the shore as several of them were heading towards the alcove. Dry Bowser found himself right by the Koopa statue as he just sighed.
"Whenever I don't race around here..." Dry Bowser said to himself as he placed his right bony hand on his skull face. "...I question why I bother coming to these places."
"Why do you indeed." A Koopa said as he sped past on his green pipe framed kart, only to jump over the yellow and red pad as he went crashing into the palm tree in front of him. "My leg!"
Dry Bowser huffed as he dusted off his bones. "You guys are stupid."
Suddenly out of nowhere, a cannonball was shot at Dry Bowser, knocking bones out of the reptilian skeleton. He looked up to see the source of the cannonballs, with it being a white unique looking Shy Guy who was dressed as a general on top of a cannon.
"I had just about enough with you!" The General Guy snapped as he flailed his arms. "You mock us generic species, yet you yourself are as bland!"
"Perhaps, but at least there's only one of me." Dry Bowser boasted as he used his dark magic to place back in his blasted bones while folding his arms.
General Guy stammered as he fired off another cannonball. "I had enough! You need to be taught a lesson!"
Dry Bowser smacked the cannonball into the air with one of his bones as he huffed. "Bring it on!"
General Guy whistled as he summoned a bunch of red Shy Guys onto the beach, ordering them to run right into Dry Bowser, who stayed as he did feeling that this was not going to take long. The Shy Guys all had their stubby arms in the air as they dashed on the sandy beach towards Dry Bowser, who fired a barrage of three blue fireballs, with it being enough to burn the Shy Guys. The Koopas driving by on their karts all stopped as they noticed the battle going on, deciding to slowly back away as they knew better than to get involved.
