" Nick Hanies was a asshole who some how got a girlfriend and alot of friends Nick went through 6 years he went through hell going through a zombie out break,World War 3,the dollar collapse,and all his friends and family dying in horrible ways,but Nick lived all of this though and with the help of alot of people,Nick had gone through all of that shit cause he was a strong asshole who didn't give up like a pussy faggot some people are nowadays...so yeah.

Nick was woken by his mom screaming

"what mom whats going on?" Nick puts some clothes on and ran to the living room with his mom crying

"Nick the economy has collapsed! were all going to die!" Nick went outside to Bebe's house "ah shit what will we do? god damn it!" Nick went in her room and saw her on her phone "hey Bebe can i talk to you for a while it's really bad" "what is it Nick?" "alright you might not like this though"Nick told her

"What! how did this happen? why?" Bebe was shaking and panicking "oh my god what-"

"Bebe shut the hell up already my family got's a plan,we'll pick up every family in the town and carry them in are 5 RVs we have"
"but Nick that's going to work look at downtown" Nick looked at her window and saw everyone at downtown trashing the place and killing everyone.

"Oh shit! it's already happening!" Nick grabbed Bebe's hand and took her downstairs,her living room was empty "damn it" He took her outside and saw her family running around "Mr,Cock head and Mrs,Whore Cunt here!" Nick had the whole Stevens family with was finally at his house come on and get in the RVs!"Nick's family was with the Stotch family,Marsh,Stevens,and the Testaburger everyone was getting stuff in Nick saw Stan

"dude Stan this is fucking madness"

"i know,Denver is already collapsing,New York,and South Park is going to shit to"

"yeah,i feel bad for people living there too" (he really didn't care though)

"but why would this happen,millions of people have died why?" Stan started sobbing "don't cry you pussy" Nick hugged him"

"i love you" "i love you too Stan" for the first time ever Nick said he loved someone and cried.

Then all the other boys noticed them crying "ah i'm going to cry now" said Token who went over there and hugged them both,then all the boys went over and cried together saying "i love you" too each that they all went to there RVs,they started them with plenty of food in there and followed each other all the way to New Mexico,Texas,Arkansas,Tennessee,Virginia,and then to Washington DC where the biggest FEMA camps will be.

"man i wish Token was here" said Nick who was very hot,angry,and mad

"Nick i need to say something to say to you" said Bebe who was way in the back

"what in the fuck is it?"Nick closed his eyes cause some dust got in it,then Bebe went over to Nick and started kissing him"what the fuck bitch?! wait i'am starting to lik-

" Nick and Bebe were in a lip lock for a while

"oh hamburgers!" Butters was staring at them for a while

"well the only time i kissed Wendy was in the 3rd grade and i puked" Stan looked at Wendy with a angry look.

" Nick was still making out with Bebe when they got to the White House "come on people lets get out of the RVs and in the crowd" said some random FEMA guy,they all got out of the RVs Nick holding Bebe's hand as they went into a group with a bunch of kids their age were all freaking out wondering what was going to happen,then Nick saw Token way in the back so he went to him "hey Token over here!" Token noticed him yelling

"Nick what are you doing here?"said Token

"were going in a FEMA camp or whatever" Nick looked at the back of him and saw a NSA agent behind him

"what the-" he knocked out the two and carried their bodies,beat them,almost raped them,and water boarded them

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