It's just that all of a sudden, I felt like writing a new story. I'm still gonna update A HATEFUL LOVE soon though. Unlike my previous stories, this one is a bit diffrent but it is still one of those romantic comedies again.I really luv writing those kind of stories. When I had this idea, it was like "poof" then my mind was like," I should write this!" Besides, skool is going to start in a few days so I need to go and spend all my time on the computer typing up stories for the heck of it. Anyways, enough chitter-chatter...here we go! But then, does anyone ever read the author notes here and on the end of the chappie?

slant- means a flashback

NOTE: Everyone here is 16 with some of the boys being 17...like the boys in TEAM GAI.

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Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! (REPEAT)

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Ever had one of those days where eveything was just crystal clear perfect until something bad was thrown at you? Well...for me, EVERYDAY is like that for me... You're just trying to have a good day at school and have a great time with friends then something bad just explodes in your face...literally...

"W-What the hell!" Sakura screamed, staring in astonishment at the lunchbag in front of her that was torn into pieces. Blowing off the strands of hair that blocked her forehead, she swayed her hand across her face as she tried to avoid contact with the flying burnt pieces of the lunchbag that dropped back onto the table.

Hinata, Ino, and Tenten stared at once at her and had their bodies at a distance away from the table seat that Sakura sat on. "Are you okay, Sakura?" Tenten asked, scooting over to her pink-haired friend but only had a glare thrown back at her.

"Oh, I feel great. Thanks Ten." She replied in the most sarcastic voice her body allowed her to muster.

Hinata slid across the table and took out a handkerchief as she cleaned off the dust marks the firecracker created on Sakura's face. "Hold still."

Sakura tried her best to remain calm and carefully took the cloth away from her friend. "Thanks Hinata." She gritted through her teeth as she stared straight up ahead at a group of boys snickering at her. "DAMN YOU NARUTO! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT! I SWEAR IT!" She yelled, pointing a finger directly to him.

Naruto clutched his stomach as he stuffed a piece of bread into his mouth.

"Naruto, did we really have to do something like that to Sakura?" Lee questioned, having himself eye the girl who continued to fume out her anger. From what he was able to see, he was able to notice smoke exit out of her ears, nose, and mouth. He flinched from the sight and shivered at the thought of what would happen to him if he were to bother her at that moment. "I think putting that firecracker in her lunchbag was a little too much."

The blonde chewed his roll of bread and smacked his friend playfully on the arm. "Lee, you have no experience on trying to make a girl come to like you, do you? If you keep on doing pranks like this, the more she'll come to like you. Just like the way she likes me already."

Lee softly removed his hand off of his arm and nodded insecurely. "Okay..."

"You idiot." Shikamaru added, turning his head over to Sakura who stood up from her seat and resumed staring hard at them with full contempt. "Do you really think that she'll fall for a guy like you with the kind of relationship that you apparently have for her?"

"What do you mean?" Naruto asked, scratching his temples as he squirted his milk down in his mouth.

"She practically hates you." Kiba commented, letting his elbow lay on the table as his head rested on the palm of his hand; his face scrunched up as he spoke.

Naruto chortled to himself. "Are you kidding me? She is madly in love with me! Like the head over heals sorta of thing."

All the boys nodded their heads as they continued to hear him ramble on--even though they knew he was entirely wrong about what he said.

Sasuke, Sai, Shino, and Neji quietly listened to their friends' remarks as they watched Sakura storm off of the lunchroom with her three friends trailing behind.

"Yeah...she is really loves you back too..." Sasuke retorted, crossing his arms as he rolled his eyes.

Chouji munched happily to himself as he hungrily snatched away all the food from his tray. "Actually, I think that she looks kind of cute when she's angry like that. It sort of makes me want to eat her. I think I'll have her for lunch tomorrow." He slowly licked his tongue along the edge of his lips and rubbed his stomach as everyone on the table scooted further down the end of the table.

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"Damn that Naruto...what makes him think that he can pull a prank as low as that on me?" Sakura boomed, splashing a handful of water on her face as she grumbled to herself. "I mean, why couldn't he have done that to you three instead?"

"You're such a nice person, Sakura." Tenten commented sourly, having her hands behind her back while leaning her back against the wall.

"You can say though, that it was your fault that you kinda agitated them all from what you did to them yesterday." Ino remarked with all her truthfulness.

"But it was your idea, Ino." Sakura said, rubbing her face with a damp napkin as she observed herself in the mirror to find any more black marks stained on her face. "Still, I'm the one that has to go through all the pranks that was supposed to be for all of us."

"They just hate you A LOT." Tenten joked, her hands on her hips as she grinned mischeviously at her.

"I really do feel loved..."

"But then, you gotta admit what you did to them yesterday was pretty sneaky too." Hinata declared, tapping her pointer on the bottom of her chin as she tried to reminiscence distinctively of what had occured yesterday.

"Why are you guys always blaming me for that? It wasn't only my fault!" Sakura fought back, running her hand through the kinks that formed around her forehead.

"Oh shut up, will you?" Ino snapped. "You were part of the plan so it was also your fault too."

Sakura grumbled as she thought over what had happened just yesterday.

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"Okay Hinata. Go up to the bathroom doors and unscrew the labels for both of them and switch them around with the other, okay?" Ino directed her, pointing over to the location that she was speaking of with Hinata nodding her head as a sign of understanding.

"Alright."

"Sakura and Tenten are blocking the front and end of this corridor so no one can see what you're doing. The boys always come here at 1:12 PM so you have only four minutes left before they arrive." Ino explained, pulling Hinata up from behind her and pushed her gently on the back. "Go and hurry up!"

Hinata ran over to the female bathroom with the screwdriver in hand and as quickly as she could manage, she removed the screw out and placed them in her coat pocket as she stored the sign of the girls' bathroom under her arm. Rushing over to the boys' bathroom, in an instant, she removed the screw from their holes and placed the opposite gender signs on the other bathroom door, swiftly putting the screws back in the sockets. At that moment, the school bell rang forcing Hinata to run back to Ino as they both caught up with Sakura and Tenten running over to them with still no one in sight.

"Did you manage to switch the label plates around?" Sakura asked Hinata who nodded as she panted with full anxiety.

"Okay guys. Let's go and hide so they won't see us." Tenten responded, kicking a locker behind her open as she snuck in. "Ew...it stinks...who's locker is this?"

"Kiba's." They all said in unison.

Tenten's eyes widened from their answer as she tried to push the locker open, only to find it locked. "Hey! Help me out of here! It smells really bad! I can't breathe! OH MY GOSH! I THINK I'M STANDING IN AKAMARU'S CRAP! PLEASE HELP ME! I can't breathe in here! INO! SAKURA! HIANTA!"

"Yeah, let's scatter guys." Ino stated, rushing over behind the water fountain, as Sakura hid behind an open door and Hinata hiding in the "girls" bathroom.

"Stupid. How the hell is she going to see what's gonna happen?" Tenten said in relaxation, pinching her nose as she looked through the gaps of open spaces in the locker.

Suddenly, there was a loud shout in the "girls" bathroom as several boys in the bathroom ran out the door.

"What the hell! There's a girl in the bathroom!" A boy shrieked, running out from the bathroom in panic.

"Hinata Hyuuga has a weenie!" He cried out, only to fall down unconsious from Sakura flapping open the door and knocking him out cold.

"Idiot." She hissed, opening the door far back to hide her entire body.

"I just love unisex bathrooms! They kickass!" The boy chirped with tears strolling down his face in joy as he felt his stomach pinch. "Speaking of ass, I think I'll use mine right now." He rushed through the bathroom door as Ino, Tenten, and Sakura just stared in utter shock.

In the next few seconds, the same corridor they were in was swarming with students flocking from class to class as some went to their lockers and the bathrooms--especially. The three girls swallowed hard as they saw the group of nine boys approach the bathroom door and enter through it, not even bother closing the door from the sight inside of the restroom. From what the girls all saw, the boys were staring straight ahead in appallation as the sound of screaming girls passed on out through the door.

"Since when did guys in drag go to the boy's bathroom?" Kiba asked, staring out forward in shock.

"I dunno. But those guys were actually pretty looking." Sai commented as he blushed lightly.

Slowly all the boys backed away from his statement, all of them clinging onto the wall.

Sai looked at them in confusion and shook his head. "I meant that they looked really realistic as girls that they really look like them."

All of them were speechless for a moment and then exhaled after his remark.

"Um, excuse me. I need to go to the bathroom please. You're in the way." A girl said as she squeezed in through to make her way to the toilet. She stared at them in suspiscion and closed the door.

"Not only do they look realistic, but they talk like a real girl too." Naruto declared, sinking his head down at his discovery.

"So all along, we were in an all boys' school?" Shikamaru scratched his head and thought a moment, only giving himself a massive headache.

"Well, at least you can say we had an interesting school year this year." Neji replied bluntly, shaking his head in astonishment.

"So does that mean that Sakura is a guy too?" Lee probed Naruto who in turn stared out at in a distance with a look of being stunned.

"Lee, for once in a lifetime, I think that you're right." He answered back in shock, his voice tone lowering down.

Sasuke loosened his shirt collar as he shook his head in astonishment. "You bastard, that's why you shouldn't have liked a girl in a shitty ass school like this."

"Hey! This school isn't that bad! The food here is good at least!" Chouji added, patting his stomach in satisfication.

"...tch..." Shino mumbled, throwing his hands back down in his pockets. "...while you guys have girls to like, I have my own lady."

All of them looked at him strangely, their curiousity rising.

"...say 'hello' to my future wife...Mrs. Ladybug..." He stuck out his hand out to them with a little ladybug crawling on his palm. "...who needs girls anyway?...insects will be the wives of men in the future."

Naruto slung his hand out to Shino and made the ladybug fly of his hand. "Dammit man, get a friggin' life."

"Nooooooooo..." Shino yelled (although it's more of a deep moan it's funny if you try to imagine him moan like that! lol) as he collasped on the floor. "Mrs. Ladybug! I will always love you... Even if you're far away from sight...you will never be far away from my heart..." He whispered dramatically to himself, with the others reacting in a frenzied, yet, creeped out way.

"What the hell was that?" Kiba nudged Shikamaru on the shoulder as he gave him a shrug on the shoulders as they walked out of the bathroom.

"Geez man...it's only a ladybug..." Sai declared, rubbing his forehead.

"Yeah...they're so easy to find in the grass...not to mention...good to eat..." Chouji remarked, grinning to himself as he imagined the taste of it.

Behind Shino's eyes, a gleam of red sparkled in his eyes as he stared at him deeply. Raising himself up to his feet, he tackled Chouji to the ground. "...you sick cannibal!...how dare you eat the relative's of Mrs. Ladybug!"

"The hell with this..." Neji said in vexation as he went out of the bathroom with a few others following.

Naruto stood there still in shock and grumbled to himself. "Why hadn't I seen it before? Sakura is a man!"

From outside, Sakura gripped tight her hand and let loose her powerful voice. "HELL NO! NARUTO! I AM A WOMAN! A WOMAN! YOU GOT THAT, YOU IDIOT! I SWEAR! I'LL MAKE SURE TO KILL YOU TODAY FOR SAYING THAT!" (A/n: Well, apparently she didn't, didn't she?)

Hinata, Tenten, and Ino sighed at their friend's reaction and shook their heads from how stupid their conspiracy was turning out to be.

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"Yeah and after that incident the boys will be in afterschool detention for being in the girls' bathroom today." Hinata remarked, playing with her hair as she hummed to herself.

Sakura nodded from her friend's statement. "We're lucky we weren't in any trouble. Boys like them deserve that kind of punishment."

"What is it that made us girls in this 'war' with them?" Tenten asked out of nowhere.

"Naruto slipped a worm down Sakura's shirt when she was talking to Sasuke." Ino answered, shivering at the thought of the worm squirming.

"Oh yeah."

Ding!

The school bell sang, causing the girls to walk toward the door. "Now that I think about it, I have a weird feeling that they're going to do something to us after detention..." Sakura admitted cautiously. "Stupid Naruto..."

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Yeah...okay...here it is...I need bed rest now! ugh...

You know what it is...PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

-XiaoyuKaede