AN: Sorry for the OOCness. Did this in a hurry. If you don't like it, it's ok. Just review, please!
Oya, the ending's an open ending so you could decide who's who. XD
Disclaimer: Do not own FMA.
As Ed snuggled closer to Roy, both alchemists were in bliss. That is until one short blonde alchemist broke the silence.
"Hmm…Roy Elric, doesn't that sound nice?"
But the other one just snorted.
"'Roy Elric',Ed? Shouldn't it be 'Ed Mustang'?"
And as like Roy snorted, Ed just laughed out loud. Laughed and laughed like he was crazy, till it was a good 5 minutes.
"Roy, Roy, Roy. Of course it should be your surname that has to be changed. If not, you do know what it means, right?"
"What?" Roy said, and of course followed by the everlasting smirk that would not just fade away.
"This. Means. War." And the fight was on.
And of course, the battleground was left with big slabs of rock, protruding from the ground, and everywhere was covered with smoke and some small fires were still burning.
"Is it over?" Havoc said, part of Mustang's crew which came to watch the whole event.
"Either it is, or they finally stopped fighting and started making out in a closet," said Hughes, the trustworthy friend of Mustang.
"I bet that they're already making out!" said Breda.
"Me too!" said Fury and Farman.
Hawkeye just rolled her eyes and muttered, "Men."
"Okay, so I agree to have my last name change, just as long as I get to be on top this time. Deal?"
"Deal."
"So, do you think they're betting about what are we doing now?"
"Yup. And I think they're betting whether or not if we're still fighting or making out in a closet."
"I guess so."
"Do you want to do it now?"
"Sure."
