GET TO KNOW YOUR FRIENDS…all about Jack Sparrow!

I was in a very silly mood when I wrote it (as you can probably tell) : ) Oh, and English is not my first language, so apologies in advance for any mistakes!

NAME: Captain Jack Sparrow. Please don't forget the 'Captain'!

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: In my cosy, cuddly cabin on board the Black Pearl. I did the interior design myself - do you want to have a look?

FAVORITE PASTIME: Capturing ships, looting, lying on the beach drinking rum, finding cursed pirate treasures and going shopping.

FAVORITE BOOK: "101 Kraken Recipes for the Health-Conscious Buccaneer"

THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Standing at the helm of the Black Pearl, feeling the wind in my hair and knowing that I look splendid and absolutely fetching.

THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Three words. Rum. Elizabeth. Fire. I don't want to go into any detail about that. Thank you for understanding.

FAVORITE SMELLS: Rum!

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING: Why's the rum always gone?

FAVORITE FOODS: Sea turtles with rum sauce.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Both. With rum, of course.

STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: Cool, except when it blows away my lovely hat!

FAVORITE DRINK: Water. Hahahaha, I fooled you, didn't I?

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE: It would be nice if there were no East India Company and no old Fishface Davy Jones.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: I don't want to change anything about myself, but I would like to change something about that Barbossa. Eunuchy snip snip, savvy?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Yes...with the sea and with the Black Pearl!

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: Empty? Has that Elizabeth been here again? Or that bloody monkey? Speaking of monkey, where is he anyway? I want to shoot something!

WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET: Forcing me to join the East India Company and wear one of those incredibly drab, boring uniforms. Sometimes I wonder if those chaps are all eunuchs...

WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: Having my own shopping island with a pirate boutique, a jewellery store, a make-up artist, a hatter and so on, just off Tortuga.

WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: Being forced to join old Fishface's crew and slowly turning into a sea creature. Imagine how HORRIBLE I would look! Pale bluish green doesn't suit me at all...

WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T: That I've got a jar of dirt, and I won't hesitate to use it!