Takes place during a 2005/2006 RAW episode.

Lita's P.O.V.

She could be great! By her I mean Ashley. She really could be. I've seen her wrestle; she has more endurance than most of the girls around here. The only thing standing between her and greatness is Trish Stratus; the current woman's champion Trish Stratus; I think this is her 6th reign as champion. I don't really know; I'm not keeping track. I have no reason to. I mean... this could be her 1,000,000th title reign and I could still kick her ass in the ring if I wanted to. She came back today from an injury. A herniated disc caused by Viscera's big splash I think… I don't know… It's not like I really care. The point is… she's back… and she's over there right now with Ashley. It's really a shame… that girl could be great but Trish is gonna tear her apart. I know Trish... I know her little schemes. This is gonna end just like her and Lillian. Yes, Lillian, the ring announcer, Lillian Garcia. Nobody talks about it… well because like virtually no one knows about it and if word got out about it then it would ruin Trish's 'perfection'. However, I know all about it and if I wanted to be malicious I could spread it and fuck Trish up real good but I won't because that would hurt Lillian and well… Lillian hasn't done anything to me. But I digress… this isn't about how Trish seduces people, makes them fall for her and then fucks them over… well… it's only partly about that. This is about Ashley and how she could be great if she escaped the clutches of Trish Stratus.

They're talking over there… like best-friend banter. Ashley is lacing up Trish's shirt. It's kinda sickening. I can hear the gist of what they're saying.

"Oh honey… someone had to come back and take care of bidness… you know what I'm saying"

Bidness?!?!? Did Viscera knock out what was left of her brain with that big splash? She can't even talk right anymore.

"yeah"

Ashley's probably just agreeing because she has no idea what Trish is saying… poor thing

"Like explain this to me… I'm off with an injury and suddenly they think they're the number one divas on RAW… I don't think so"

Well… I agree with that… they aren't the number one divas on RAW and she sure as hell isn't either.

"I know"

Ashley's agreeing again. Trish has got her whipped already. She's just agreeing with everything she says… poor naïve girl…

"And then Torrie, Candice and Victoria… they wanna have a bra and panties match!

I have to admit. I had a tiny bit to do with this match being scheduled and by a tiny bit I mean I convinced Victoria to ask for it to be scheduled.

"I can't believe it… I mean… we got this right Trish?"

Aww…. I detect some doubt… Well… at least she doesn't think that Trish is GOD ALMIGHTY… because even Trish loses matches.

"Honey… we got this!"

Oh please… she's too confident in her ability.

"Right… RIGHT! What was I thinking… you're the woman's champion!"

She's the woman's champion for now...

"You know… just incase things don't go like so smoothly…like you're covered right?

HA… real smooth Trish… real smooth…

"Yea… I'm all set… I think… you just wanna ehh?"

Poor naïve girl… fell right into that trap! This is her first bra and panties match so I guess she has right to be a bit insecure.

"Yeah… I'll check it for you…"

I have to admit… that was smooth… perfect reason for her to look down Ashley's shirt.

"It's okay?"

Please… like Trish was actually looking at the bra… Not that I blame her this time… Ashley is pretty hott… no wait… Ashley is naïve… naïve… not hott… I want to save her from Trish's clutches!

"Yeah… it's good… like the bra is good!"

Nice save Trish…

"Mae!" The old diva turns to look at me.

What the hell is Mae Young even doing here anyway? Well… since she's here… I may as well use her to my advantage. "You see those two blondes over there… they want some bra and panties match tips…"

She marches right over to them not even saying a word to me. I think she's lost a few screws in that brain of hers but that's alright. This should be interesting! HA ha ha… she's stripping and they're trying to get her to put her clothes back on. That was priceless. They finally got Mae to go away. This is my cue.

They're getting ready to go out to the ring. I get up and I sneak behind Ashley unnoticed.

"Good luck…"

She spins around and stammers a thank you to me. Trish glares at me. If this were the animal kingdom and we were lionesses… she would have attacked me for encroaching on her property… luckily we're not lionesses… just pro-wrestlers so that glare of hers only means 'meet me in the ring later'. I reply with a glare of my own and I'm sure she knows it means 'anytime… anywhere'.

Poor Ashley looks confused. I will save that poor little naïve girl…