Ruki44: Um yea...I've never done a fanfic quite like this before. I usually do anime type ones, or just Legend of Zelda, so bear with me here.

Ruki: coughs

Ruki44: Oh yes, this is my fellow co-hosts, they'll be co-hosting with me. Introduce yourselves why don't you?

Ruki: There you go. I'm Ruki from Digimon Tamers, Rika if you only watch the American version of the show.

Rukia: I'm Rukia, from Bleach! I'm a Soul Reaper and I like bunnies and...

Tetra: Ok! We don't need your life story! I'm Tetra, from Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.

Hinata: Um, I'm Hinata from Naruto, and I'm a female ninja called a konuchi.

Ruki44: Yup, so there you go, oh and if you get offended by swearing easily, I suggest that you don't read this story, because there is going to be a lot of swearing. Oh! And I don't own nothing!


The Smash Files

Enter Young Link! What the Hell Did I Do to Deserve This?

"Let's keep moving people! No fighting till the actual tournament please…YO, YOU STOP BITING HIM SIR!" yelled one of the chaperone people as a mutated turtle and a plumber started breaking out into a fight.

"What a load of freaks, man, I hate this…" complained a voice next to me. I looked up to see a guy with red hair, a blue band, armor and cape.

"Yea? And who the hell are you man?" I challenged. The guy looked down.

"Roy, and how about you, you little arrogant bastard." He challenged back.

"Link. Remember it, cause I'm gonna own your sorry little ass." I shot back. Roy seemed surprised.

"Link? As from Hyrule?" he asked, totally ignoring my threat/promise.

"Yea, what are you going to make of it?" I challenged him. Maybe if I broke enough rules before this thing started, I wouldn't have to fight in this shitty tournament.

"And you're not emo? Well I would guess not, seeing as you're wearing all white…emo people don't wear white…" Roy mused.

"What makes you think I'm emo man?" I fumed. Roy chuckled.

"Well, took a look yourself. See that bloke over there in all black?" he asked pointing to another blonde.

"Yea, I see him, what of it?" I ask, squinting my eyes.

"That's you, 7 years from now about. Emo as hell, and looks like Goth to boot. You're going to be a real ray of sunshine, though I can't honestly say you are right now, but at least your way better then when you are going to be older man." He said laughing.

"Wow, I'm going to make sure as all of hell not to become that dude." I scoffed. I prefer to be social thank you, much easier to insult people that way.

"Hey, did I hear you correctly? You're emo's man little self?" said a guy with blonde hair and red eyes, with a turban, bandages, and a one piece suit with a red drawing of an eye crying.

"I would prefer if you kept me and that guy out of the same category. And what's your name?" I scoffed looking away.

"Sheik. I'm from Link's time." He said smiling. I eyed him suspiciously.

"When you say Link, I assume you mean that Link, not me." I asked, jerking my head over to my older self.

"Yea. Even though you seem a bit rude, you're way fun to hang around with than that cold fish." Sheik said sighing, giving the emo me another glance.

"A bit rude? He' ruder then all hell, this twerp is! And arrogant to boot!" Roy argued.

"Oh shove it, you prick. You're probably the rudest one here! And come on, who would you rather hang out, the kid or the older one." Sheik argued back.

"The kid…" Roy sighed in defeat.

"There you go."

"Yea, anyways, why did I become such an emo? You know Sheik?" I asked, looking up towards the older boy. Sheik looked thoughtful.

"Hm, I think it was a bit after the time when I told him Hyrule fell into disarray after he fell asleep in the Sacred Realm for 7 years. He got awfully depressed about that." Sheik replied, nodding his head.

"You told him that! That had to be the stupidest move in all of history!" Roy replied aghast.

"So I blamed it on myself?" I asked, attempting to get this straight.

"Hm, probably. That would explain why you keep saying, 'It's all my fault…' over and over again, man you're like a broken record. One time I accidentally knocked you out to make you shut up…" Sheik said thoughtfully.

"Accidentally…" I said skeptically. Sheik just shrugged.

"You would too if you kept hearing it hours on end, really, you really have to learn to shut up when you grow up…" Sheik said shaking his head.

"When he gets older? How about now?" Roy grumbled.

"Sheik, Roy, and Young Link, since you guys are getting all chummy, why don't you guys bunk together for the tournament?" said one of the proctors, coming up from behind us.

"What! Me, bunk with that little creep!" Roy yelled, pissed off as hell.

"Me? Bunk with them! That guy 'accidentally' knocks me out when I'm older, and he's just a jackass!" I said waving my hands frantically.

"These guys won't shut up! And he grows up to be an emo, and he's a prick!" Sheik whines.

"Would you rather be roomed with Link, Samus, or Captain Falcon?" the proctor asked, raising an eyebrow. Sheik's and Roy's face color drained.

"You know, on second thought, we're fine, right guys?" Roy said very quickly.

"Right, isn't Roy right Link?" Sheik asked, giving me a withering look that said yes or I was about to die.

"Yea…we're all good." I muttered. The proctor smirked.

"Good, glad we could work things out." He said, walking away. Roy and Sheik sighed a breath of relief.

"Man, that was close…" Roy said, wiping some sweat from his brow.

"What was?" I questioned, still feeling a bit lost.

"Samus is an alcoholic lesbian and Captain Falcon…well…let's just not go there ok?" Sheik said shivering.

"You got something against lesbians?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"No, I got something against alcoholics." Sheik replied smoothly.

"And dirty old men…" Roy muttered.

"I'm assuming that you are talking about this Captain Falcon person…" I said raising an eyebrow.

"Like I said, let's just not go there. Since this is going to take awhile, might as go and check out what kind of living area we're gonna share." Sheik muttered, quickly changing the topic.

"Yea, let's see here…oh god no…" Roy said, quickly going along with him, but his fate whitened when he looked at the addresses we were supposed to go to. Sheik groaned.

"Now what?" he moaned.

"We have to live with…morning people…" Roy said in a deathly whisper. Even my face paled with that.

"Oh goddesses no…" Sheik and I said at the same time.


Ruki44: So, um , review...yea