Disclaimer: I don't own Mai-Hime/Otome. Sunrise does...sigh

A/N. Don't bitch about how crappy it is. I know that it's really short and ooc, but I just wanted to post it for fun...I really didn't want to do my homework.

Natsuki: Bold

Shizuru: Italics

Narrator: No decoration

I love you, Shizuru. I felt so lost before, but...

I love you, Natsuki. But you need...

Our lovers proclaim their love...

I've found my path in you.

To know that I'm cheating on you.

With completely inappropriate timing,

You're cheating?!

Ara, in me?

After which, they realize what the other said.

With whom did you...GRRrrrrrrr...

Ara, Natsuki wants me? I'll dump Tomoe-

The third person comes into view

Isn't that the idiot with the green hair?

As long as you come on to me. [insert smirk/smile

And a solution is offered

Wait-what?! As long as I WHAT?!

Oh? Did I not make myself clear?

For a price.

Fine. [pushes Shizuru on bed and...

Natsuk-ah! more...please...ikezu..

[Nosebleed Apperently the price is right.

MUCH LATER

Did you call her yet? After all,

Yes. Your demonstration of how much you will listen was quite

The Tomoe business is finished.

You're mine.

Worth the call.

Shizuru obviously never cheated.

Blush

Smile

Smirk

So...um, what do we do now?

I'll give you an encore.

My oh my, what an interesting

Um...sure? For what though?

[Grins evily Mine[Pounces on Natsuki

Time waster.

Oh. My. God.

[To busy having "fun" to say anything.

[Is taken to an emergency room after losing to much blood.

END