JP/LE, they go through life, sometimes alone, sometimes together, but all along the dusty road of time, all they needed was eachother.

This is a combination of some of my oneshots turned into a longer story. Please read and review:D!


"The rain poured down her face, concealing her tears, muffling her sobs," read James' Journal.

"What the bloody hell is that James?" asked Remus incredulously, peering over his shoulder.

"Huh? What? Who is this James person you speak of? Do we know a James? Who is it?" rambled the third member of the trio – Sirius Black.

Remus tuned to his friend and said, "Sirius, stop being a complete and utter moron."

"Moron? What is moron? Is it anything like Moony?" continued Sirius.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo Sirius, now SHUT UP!" said Remus, losing his temper.

"What is this shut up? Shut what? The door?" said Sirius.

Remus rolled his eyes, "I'm not listening Sirius," he said.

"Ok, that's fine, I'm not either, in fact, I'm talking---so HA!" Sirius exclaimed.

"Sirius!" said Remus warningly.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!" said Sirius, "Prongsie, look who's coming down the stairs. Please remember to breath this time."

James turned looking confused. "Huh?" he asked, "What? Who is it? gasp IT'S LILYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I wish he wouldn't throw his hands up in the air like that," Remus said to Sirius, "You'd think he wanted to eat the girl, not get her to fawn over him. Well, I guess we'd better go save her."

"Save her?" said Sirius in disbelief, "What for? Let her SUFFER for tormenting my best friend year after year.

"Sirius!" said Remus, "I'm warning you!"

"What???? She deserves it," he stated simply.

"No one, repeat, no one," said Remus, "deserves to have James Potter scream their name like a raving lunatic every single time that person enters a room."

"'Like a raving lunatic?' You mean he isn't one?" Sirius asked.

"It's a figure of speech Sirius," said Remus, shaking his head, "a figure or speech. Now, I'm going to go drag James away from the poor girl…you can help if you want."

"Ulg! Moony, get away from me," said James when Remus tried to drag him away from Lily.

"It's for your own safety mate." He said, continuing dragging James backwards.

"No it's not," said James, "she's not that mad at me yet."

"JAMES POTTER GET THE BLOODY HELL AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I WRING YOUR NECK FOR THE 48,239th TIME THIS YEAR!!!!" Lily shouted at the top of her lungs.

"On second thought, don't we have something to do Moony, something to do with wreaking havoc in the school?" James asked.

"Yes, James, I believe we do, now will you come on!" said Remus, happier now that James was moving backwards on his own will power.

"Phew!" said James, "That was close."

"You have no idea of the meaning of the word close Sir Jamie," said Sirius.

"Sir What?" he asked, "Since when have you called me Jamie, Padfooty?"

"Since one and three quarters seconds ago," said Sirius matter-of-factly, "I believe that is precise enough for your worship."

"Your worship?" he said in disbelief. "Hey, I could get used to this!"

"Don't go getting any ideas. I'm not your slave. Get it?" Sirius said.

"No," came James' response.

"What do you mean 'no'?" asked Sirius.

"I - mean - no," said James very clearly.

"No, what do you mean when you say no?" Sirius continued.

"No," James said, not caring to elaborate.

"No what?" pried Sirius.

James sighed and said, "No, you are not not my slave."

James, that's a double negative you should have said 'no, you are my slave,'" Remus said without thinking.

"Moony, will you keep out of it, this doesn't concern you," stated James.

"What do you mean it doesn't concern me?" asked Remus slightly outraged.

"I mean that it doesn't concern you, or affect you in any way, so keep your big howling mouth shut!" said James.

"Excuuuuuse me, but I believe that when my two best friends start biting each other's heads off, I think that that constitutes as being my business," said Remus, now genuinely infuriated.

"Constitutes?" iquired Sirius.

"It means—" started Remus, but was cut off.

"SHUT UP REMUS!" Lily shouted across the Common Room.

"Lily, please stop shouting," said James quite politely.

"WHY SHOULD I?" asked Lily at the top of her voice, "I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THE SOUND OF MY VOICE EVERYBODY DOES!!!! SO WHY SHOULD YOU GET SPECIAL TREATMENT????????????"

"Silencentium!" muttered Sirius, "There, oh look, a gobbling fish, I wonder what she's shouting at. Hehe, doesn't Lily look funny like that, I think she should stay that way. What about you Remus?"

"Sirius, if my eardrums hadn't been on the verge of breaking, there is absolutely no way that I would let this continue. However, under the circumstances…." Remus trailed off.

"Catfish," said Sirius, breaking the silence between them.

"What?" asked James.

"Hippopotamus," continued Sirius.

"Hippopotamus?" said James.

"Catfish Hippopotamus!" said Sirius proudly.

"Catfish Hippopotamus?" asked James, still confused.

"Donkey Catfish Hippopotamus," rambled Sirius.

"Sirius Shut up," said Remus.

"Flying Motorbike Donkey Catfish Hippopotamus," came the next one.

"Fine," said Remus, "whatever, now—"

"Giraffe Flying Motorbike Donkey Catfish Hippopotamus," said Sirius, interrupting.

"James, please?" Remus implored.

"Red," said Sirius.

"I'm sorry –" said James to Remus.

"Red Giraffe," continued Sirius.

"Remus, but – " and James was cut off again.

"Flying Motor," stated Sirius.

"I think it's – " continued James.

"Bike Catfish," said Sirius.

"Quite enter - " said James before he was yet again cut off by Sirius's rambles.

"Hippop-"

"- taining," finished James.

"otomus," stated Sirius.

"Sirius will you shut up?" said Remus on the verge of punching his best friend.

To which Sirius responded with,"No Red Giraffe Flying Motorbike Hippopotamus."

"Well at least now he's sort of speaking intelligently," said James cheerfully.

"Falling No Red Giraffe Flying Motorbike Hippopotamus," said Sirius.

"Sirius, eat your breakfast," Remus commanded.

"Okey-Dokey-Artichokie- Falling No Red Giraffe Flying Motorbike Hippopotamus," continued Sirius.

"Just shut up and eat your breakfast already!" said Remus, shoving Sirius's food under his nose.

"Cucumber Okey-Dokey-Artichokie- Falling No Red Giraffe Flying Motorbike Hippopotamus," finished Sirius proudly before digging in to his breakfast.


"Hey Lily!" shouted James shouted at the red head's retreating back half-way down the corridor.

"What now pretty boy?" Lily said exasperatedly.

"Hey!" he said, "Don't call me that."

"Why not?" she asked.

"Because you know I hate that bloody stupid name," he replied.

"Oh really?" she said smirking.

"Yeah, and you know it, so stop…" he paused, "pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze Lily."

"And why should I?" she inquired.

"Because if you don't, then I will call you Lilysnuggums for the rest of the week," he said with a huge grin on his face.

"You wouldn't DARE!" she exclaimed.

"It is on Lilysnuggums, it is SO on," James said in triumph.

"James Potter, don't you DARE call me that again, you hear?" shrieked Lily Evans.

"Why my dear Miss Evans, I think I will dare, and I did hear you…but," he continued, "seeing as you are not my mother – at least as far as I know you aren't – I don't actually have to listen to you (not that I listen to my mother, mind) but my point is that I fully intend on referring to you as Lilysnuggums for the rest of the week…and what a week it will be."

"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!" cried Lily, and launched towards him. James started to run, and Lily tore after him through the halls of Hogwarts. James ran up to Gryffindor tower, and into the boys' dormitory where Remus was studying. He slammed the door, very out of breath, and Remus looked up and asked, "James, what the hell are you doing now?"

"Trying to stay alive."

"And who exactly is trying to kill you?"
"Lilysnuggums."

Remus scoffed and then said "Lilysnuggums? Oh she must love you for that one."

"She does," said James proudly. "I even thought this one through." Then added at Remus' dubious look, "Really, see, I figured that when she tried to kill me, I could just come up here and hole out for a while. Oh, and I kind of hoped that you lot would bring me food every so often. But really, I should be safe for a wh-"

"James, you do realize that girls can come up here don't –" Remus was cut off by Lily's screams.

"JAMES POTTER, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" then she slammed her body into the door that James was leaning against. He flew across the room, and landed on in Sirius' bedside table. Before he had finished unearthing himself from the rubble, he was yanked up by his collar, and slammed against the wall by a red-headed girl who was less than an inch shorter than his height of 5' 11". "James Potter, you are DEAD!" she said, slamming him against the wall again."

"Lily dear," said James in a slight whimper, and no one could blame him -being held off the floor by a flame-spitting red-head who was giving you death glares is not the most comfortable spot to be in – "It was all in good fun, I swear. If you don't want me calling you Lilysnuggums, then I won't."

Lily slowly, very slowly, let him back down to the floor. "Is that so?" she asked.

"Of course Miss Evans, anything you say."

"Oh ho! So you wouldn't mind telling Remus to sod off?"

"Of course not, Remus," James said to his friend, "sod off mate."

"Right you are Jimbo," said Remus.

"Why you rotten little-" said James, squirming to give Remus a taste of his mind.

"James, stop," said Lily, lifting him up by his shirt collar again.

"Yes Lily, whatever you say." She let him back down.

"Now," said Lily, as I was saying, and she kissed him. James, in shock, did nothing, and then kissed her back. "Sorry, must go," she said, "See you later." And she walked out of the room, leaving a speechless and very shocked Mr. Potter behind her.

"Bloody hell!" he said to himself, and then did a victory dance, complete with whoops, shouts, yodels, and a chant of 'She kissed me, she kissed me… she kissed me, she kissed me!' However, Lily came back in the room and he stopped mid leap and collapsed painfully on the floor.

She laughed, then said, "Shut up, or you're dead Jimbo." Then she ran down the stairs and up to her dorm with James on her heels. She had just made it to the top of the stairs when they formed a smooth slide depositing a disgruntled, but decidedly elated James at the bottom.


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