-Somewhere in Renais-Flisk grinned up at his two burly captors. "Aww, come on… just because I tried to kill and rob you doesn't mean we can't be FRIENDS!" The two lizard-like guards hissed in vexation and frog-marched him through the waiting transportation portal, ignoring him. Flisk tried again. "Yo, look, guys, come on, the way I turned into a dragon and snapped at your heads? That was just a joke! Ignore what I said before! Ha, really, just a misunderstanding!" The portal opened out into a gloomy-looking corridor. "Hey, if you hadn't, like, been in my personal space, this all could've been avoided." Flisk looked forward and saw a girl seated on a throne at the end of the hall. She had long white hair, and was wearing pure black. She was frowning at a book she had open on her lap. Flisk thought she looked pretty hot, until he saw the skulls scattered around on the floor. He tried to look intimidating and spoke to the dark blue reptilian creatures again. "Hey, if you don't let me go NOW, I'm gonna have to bring down some serious whoopin' on you all." They dragged him forward. He loudly whispered "Your girlfriends are ugly cold-blooded tortoises!" before they tossed him to the ground before the throne. He tried to get up, but one of the lizards pushed him down again. The girl looked away from her book, saw Flisk, and shut it with an ominous snap. She regarded him as if though he was something unpleasant she'd just stepped in. "Hmph. Fool. You attacked my servants, and for that, the penalty is death." He grinned casually, and flipped his ponytail back over his shoulder with a wave of his head. "Put on your sweaters, it's COLD in here! Come on, baby, you know you want me." She didn't even look at him, but spoke to her guards instead. "Take him to the dungeons. Feed him to the deep basilisk." "Yesss, Milady." The monsters grabbed Flisk and started to haul him off, but then the girl raised her hand. "Wait. You, boy. Are you a thief?"He rolled his eyes. "Only da best EVA! They've heard of me in all fifty states-err, I mean, five countries." "Hm. I've changed my mind. I've a task for you, shifter. Accomplish it, and you win your freedom. Fail, and you'll wish I'd fed you to the basilisk. Have you heard of something called the Sacred Stone?" "Well, duh. Everyone knows about that!" "The fools in power are using it to aid humans. You will fetch me the Stone. If anyone interferes, kill them." She turned back to her book. The guards dragged him back to the portal and threw him out as he called out cheerfully "Hey, lady, you're settin' me on fire! Whadya say we have a nice dinner,maybe have a friendly little chat about world domination…"-Meanwhile, in Minish Woods-A certain evil, radically cute minish sorcerer was plotting new ways to take over the world and free the minish from human slavery, which was basically what they were. He sat up suddenly, his violet hair glinting in the fading sunlight. "I've got it!" He crowed. "If I can get my hands on a Sacred Stone, I shall become like a GOD! Mwhahahaha!" And thus saying so, Vaati set out for Grado via warp portal.-Meanwhile, in a world between Kingdom Hearts and Weyard-Mia stood up and thumped the table to get the chattering fangirl's attention. "Hello everyone! This meeting of the Lyon Glomper's club is dedicated to a very special topic! I have heard rumors that our idol has been forced to marry some blue-haired dolt of a wench! So naturally, we must go rescue him!!" Tifa screamed and waved her Lyon plushie in excitement, and the horde of females marched through a transportation portal to-you guessed it-Grado.-Somewhere-Vaati grumbled as he trudged onwards over the strange new landscape. "Once I get my hands on that rock, I'll make that tight-wearing little brat and his fowl hat pay for what they did to-"He hadn't been paying attention to where he was going, and had walked into something furry. He glared upwards at a pale gray fox. "Hmph. Get out of my way, fox, before I turn you to stone-and not Sacred Stone, either, hahaha."-Grado-
Flisk peeked around a corner of the castle. He was currently in the form of a fly, perfect for a sneaky mission like this, when a small transportation portal opened up next to his face. The face of the girl who was his employer glared at him. "I have realized something. I do not know the full extent of the Stone's power, so it may prove difficult to destroy. So I want you to bring me back whoever is in possession of it." With a crackle of energy, she faded away. Flisk shrugged and crawled into the courtyard in the middle of the castle-and froze. It was spring, and the cherry trees were in bloom. Small birds flew over water fountains in the shape of angels. It was very beautiful, but what really took his breath away was the sight of two people playing chess. One looked about eighteen, and had lilac hair. But sitting across from him was the real beauty.She had blue, braided hair, with a small black one off to the side. She was gorgeous! Flisk swooned and nearly fell off the wall, despite his many clawed fly feet. He quickly flew towards the two, spotting a glowing blue orb floating near the boy, who was moving a rook. "Checkmate. But you did very well, Riane." He said, gently. He looked around suddenly, eyes narrowing, as Flisk buzzed closer. Something was wrong. "Riane, go inside the cas-" At that moment, however, Flisk shifted out of fly form and into human form, leaping at the Sacred Stone and knocking over Lyon in the process. "Gotcha!" He cried triumphantly as his fingers closed around it. He whipped around. "And you, my purple-haired prince, are comin' with-whoa! You're even hotter up close! Whadya say after I kidnap your dad that we go on a nice, romantic date?" He drooled, grinning broadly, completely oblivious to the fact that Lyon was preparing to cast a spell. Flisk jumped forward, sprawling over the chess table, and grabbed Riane's hand, which he smooched.-Meanwhile, in Hyrule-"NOOO! NOT MR.FLUFFY!!" Dingledorf howled as his brother Ganon grabbed his pet bunny. "You're ruining my image, you imbecile! No rabbits! None! Bad guys do NOT have fluffy pets!" "But…but…Oh, I said butt. Haha!" Dingledorf smiled happily and picked his nose. Then he frowned. He loved Mr.Fluffy!! So as soon as his brother left, the angry, pink-wearing, green-skinned Gerudo stomped through a transportation panel towards somewhere he would be allowed to enjoy fluffy animals.-The Demon Realm-Lyon.Lyon.Lyon.Sindriss, the Demon King's pet dragon, cringed as his master's tail lashed about overhead. It was really scary when Fomortiis was in these male-demonic-PMS-like moods. They seemed to happen a lot, ever since he'd been defeated by, uh…Lyon.Lyon.Yah, that guy. It was really all the demon could think about. His hateful thoughts were so powerful the dragon could hear them. Sindriss wondered if he could stay with one of the demon's underlings until this angsty Fomortiis went back to normal. Lyon.Ly-"Milord!" A small, red, shriveled excuse for a demon called nervously from the doorway. The Demon King's horned head whipped towards the noise. "Milord… a portal has recently appeared to the human world… to the continent you wish to rule, Milord." A slow smile spread over Fomortiis' face. Sindriss hid his head under his paws, cowering before his owner's cruel grin. Lyon…I'm coming, Lyon.Once the Demon King had left, Sindriss let out a sigh of relief and jumped up on the couch with a bag of chips. He flipped the T.V. to American Idol, than set it on fire when he realized Sanjaya still wasn't in the bottom three. Stupid human fangirl voters with cell phones.-Grado-"EEEEEEEEUGH!" Riane recoiled in disgust and slapped Flisk. "What is WRONG with you, you walking snot rag?! The Sacred Stone's gonna lose its power when you LOOK at it!" She started flaring out with insult upon insult, finishing with a swift grab, snatching away the stone. "...And finally, GIVE THAT BACK!""Ah, even her insults are beauti-YEEEOWCH!" A blast of magic from Lyon sent Flisk flying. He cartwheeled into a nearby tree, bashing his head against it as he landed upside-down. "Oooh, touchy father, ay...?" He said groggily as he blacked out."Who...who the HELL was that?" Riane asked, momentarily forgetting both her status and who was in the vicinity. "...Well, what should we do with him?"Lyon winced at his daughter' language, then answered her question after making sure she was unharmed. "I don't know who he is, but he appears to be a shifter..." He bent over the motionless, grinning, brown-haired boy on the ground. "I suppose we can lock him in one of the guest rooms until he recovers, then question him. I hit him with stronger magic then I'd originally intended too, after I saw him jump at you. We'll probably need a healer..." One of Flisk's eyes flickered open, and rolled around until it saw Riane. "Oh, baby, one kiss from you would make it all better... you might have to take off my clothes to heal my horrible wound, ya know, heehee..." and then fainted again as Lyon called some guards to carry him. Riane practically threw up. "No way am I gonna question him! Why not the dungeon?" "I... didn't say that you would be the one to have to question him... And don't worry, I wouldn't leave you alone within ten yards of him, Riane... or any other girl, for that matter. Yes, I suppose the dungeons would be better... although I don't like using them. I guess you got your mother's fighting spirit, ay?" Lyon rubbed his head and smiled at his daughter. The guards hauled Flisk away. He looked pretty awesome, what with his tongue hanging out and his eyes rolling around. It certainly made Nicole, watching from a nearby viewing portal, laugh... until she realized her spy slash kidnapper slash thief was out of commission. "Frix!" She swore in the Drake language. "NOW I need to hire someone else! Frix!!" She blew a raspberry at the violet-haired prince. Little did Nicole realize that her wishes for henchmen were about to be granted...Enter Vaati and Soren.-Meanwhile-Dingledorf was walking in a woods, thinking about barbies, when he saw a small, purple-cloaked kid with a funny hat talking to a fox. AND THEN HE SAW IT. The violet-haired guys hair... was sparkly... so shiny... so soft-looking... Dingledorf squealed delightedly and charged towards the unfortunate wizard.Vaati was about to yell at the fox again when a huge green man tackled him. "WHAT THE PICORI?!" Vaati hollered as the Gerudo screamed in a high-pitched girly voice and rubbed the minish's hair. "Goddessesdamn, what are you doing?!" The sorcerer tried to pull away while raising himself up to his full intimidating height of 4'7. "I am the great sorcerer Vaa-AHHHH!!" "OMG, I'm gonna put you with da other pretty-haired girl I caughted, yes I is!!""I'm not a girl! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!" Vaati angsted as Dingle skipped merrily towards home.-In teh Gerudo Desert-
The disgruntled, purple-cloaked wizard was chucked in a room full of brushes, combs, shampoo, and other hair-related items. Another ticked looking mage, wearing all black, sat across from him. The two prisoners scowled at each other. The emo-looking one appeared to be about Vaati's age of 15, and had long black hair pulled into a ponytail."Who are you?""...Soren.""I'm Vaati. Since we might be here for a while, I'll allow you to kiss my feet now, and we can skip the formalities. You may address me as master, and-""Your hat looks stupid.""WHAT?! This from the guy wearing a dress!""Robes…" Soren growled warningly."DRESS!!"Dingledorf beamed at his two beautiful female guests. They were sooo cute together! They were playing with each other! How nice!...Really, Vaati and Soren were trying to strangle each other... Oh well.-Somewhere-Sora was...lost. There really wasn't any other term for it. He tried to get his bearings by looking at his surroundings, but it was just no good.Lost.Alone.Missing his friends.And...bored.A sigh. Despite all that, he was sure the day would get worse.A random, screaming heartless fangirl ran over and lovingly attempted to kill her idol. He quickly executed a Dodge Roll, sending the fangirl crashing face-first into a large black rock. Black rocks. Was that normal in this area? Then again, how should he know? With a slight shudder, he pressed onward.Meanwhile...Donald laughed insanely, and said in his queer, ducky accent "I'm sick of not being the hero! It's time to die, Sora!!"Goofy turned to look at him and said "Gawrsh, I think there's a lot of bottled up emotion inside ya, Donald!" The duck flicked his tail feathers at him. "Aw, shaddup, and help me find the stupid protagonist."Poor Sora. Completely unaware of the plotting duck, he happened to bowl down a hill and right over Donald. And he kept rolling.
-Bottom of da Hill-"Namine, I love you more!"(No, she's mine!)(You're both wrong!)Roxas was just about to duke it out with the two black rocks that had challenged his boyfriend rights when a Sora-shaped mass descended down the hill, complete with ticked duck and confused Goofy.
