A Sad Sad Little Boy
Chapter One
This story was created by Crystal (aka Hynatta-Rocks24) and the awesome me Panda! We're sorry that Neji is a wimpy retard in this story. Go Hinata and other people from Naruto! Anyway enjoy the random story.
One day Neji Hyuuga was playing boxing on his Nintendo wii. Then Hinata came to join. It got so violent that Hinata knocked Neji out.
"Uh oh" Hinata said with a look of damn-i'm-dead-unless-I-get-rid-of-the-evidence-or-use-my-inosence-to-get-myself-out-of-this on her face.
Hiashi, Hinata's dad for those of you who don't know, came in and saw Neji out cold on the ground.
"Now Hinata what have I told you about knocking Neji out." Hiashi said while staring at Neji.
"Sorry daddy he was just in my way." Hinata replied innocently.
Hanabi, Hinata's sister, came in and said, "OMG is Neji finally dead? I mean it's about time."
Hinata looked at Hanabi and replied, "No he's not dead we're not that lucky Hanabi."
"Oh darng." Hanabi said getting a little pissed at that.
"Are you two hungry?" they're father asked.
"Yes" both Hanabi and Hinata replied.
So they leave Neji at home...out cold...on the floor. Then the next day Neji was still on the floor...out cold...totally ignored by everyone. Sasuke and Naruto came to see Hinata cause it's her birthday.
"Wow I never knew how retarded Neji was!" Naruto said out of nowhere.
"How is he retarded?" Sasuke asked.
"He's laying on the floor, duh you chicken ass." Naruto answered.
"Naruto at Kiba's birthday you called to lay on the floor so that would make you a retard." Sasuke explained.
"But I'm a very sexy retard!" Naruto defended.
"Dobe." Sasuke says under his breath.
Hinata came in the room thinking that Neji was finally awake.
Naruto saw her and said, "Hey Hinata, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Hinata blushed, "Thanks Naruto. Hey where is Sakura?"
"She's raping little kids." Naruto answered seriously.
"Don't listen to him that's not true. She's with Ino, Tenten and Temari. She said they're meeting some 'sexy guys' or something like that."
Naruto got a confused look, "How do you know that?"
"She told both of us after training this morning when team 10 walked by us." Sasuke answered.
Neji finally woke up hearing this, "What crawled up his ass?"
Naruto replied, "A pencil." sad thing is he looked serious about it.
Hinata, Neji and Sasuke all screamed, "WTF!?"
Sasuke screamed loud enough for all of Konoha to hear, "A pencil? Why a fuckin pencil?"
"Don't know saw it on TV once. "Naruto replied with a straight face.
"You're gay Naruto!" Sasuke screamed.
"At least I didn't go out with Michael Jackson to see Barney...Live!" Naruto screamed back.
"How the hell did you find out about that?" Sasuke said not screaming now.
Naruto got a look of confusion on his face, "That was true? I thought I just made that up."
Sasuke got embarrassed and said, "Dammit" and walked out.
Thanks for reading my retarded story. Please review and tell me if I should make more chapters.
