Hey, guys. I'm back on this fanseries. What fanseries? Well, this is a reboot of the AMoPaC story (A Mix of Punch and Coffee). Why am I doing this? Well... I set it up so that each individual chapter is set on a day-to-day basis following real life time, and I've failed big time at keeping up with that story. So I decided that I'm going to reboot the thing and make it an actual fanseries and not some collection of related oneshots. Yeah, it's going to be long chapters now... probably.

"First things first, all the special chapters for special occasions (Christmas, New Year, E3 release, etc) are now non-existent.

"Wait... what!?" Falco yelled. "So you're saying that all the stuff we prepared for are basically useless now!?"

...andalsoI'mgoingtoincorporatefourthwallbreaking- uh, I mean... yeah, basically.

"What the hell? You're a total piece of shit, you know that?" Ashley rhetorically asked, preparing her magic wand for things that good girls don't do.

Wait, calm down. I was kidding; most of the stuff planned are going to happen, eventually.

"Oh, that's-a good, waa. Waluigi's main story arc-a still hasn't appeared yet," the purple plumber stated.

Uh, yeah... that was never going to happen.

"Waluigi doesn't like-a you."

Neither do I, buddy.

Falco promptly pushed the thin minor character away. "Wait, so what's the twist?" he asked. What are you talking about? "I know how this kind of shit works. There's always some sort of twist when someone reassures others." Not exactly... but I guess you're right in this case. "Knew it..."

Well, I mean... since I'm rebooting this series, everything's going to be reset. Kind of. So... we'll start over again from beginning?

"Are you fucking kidding me!?" the avian pilot shrieked.

Jesus, language.

"Who cares?" Jigglypuff interjected. "Not like this story's that interesting. Booooring!"

Watch your mouth, puffball.

Captain Falcon shook his head with a mockingly sympathetic grin. "Yare yare... I mean, uh, of course nobody would read this piece of crap!" he said. Hey, what's that supposed to mean? "It was never popular to begin with. And now you're rebooting it, and adding fourth wall interaction! That's the worst thing a story can do... usually."

That's not true! There are lots of good stories that has the fourth wall being broken.

"They all have lots of flaws too," Lucas pointed out.

"And they-a seem pretty forced sometimes..." Luigi said.

"HIYAAA!" Link threw his opinion into the blend too. "I mean, uh, agreed."

Dark Pit groaned. "Threw his opinion into the 'blend'? Really?"

Hey, I tried.

"Not hard enough, apparently..." Samus whispered.

"I-a like that..." Wario commented, picking his nose.

"Shut the fuck up, fatty."

"Who said-a that!?"

"Stop fighting!"

"I'm going to kill everyone!"

"What's going on!?"

Oh boy, here we go. As almost everyone is going out of control and conflicts are starting, one could view the sight and be so confused that they'd call the police. Or something. Who knows. The scene of chaos unveiled itself so fast, you could compare it to the whole "Infinite is faster than Sonic" thing SEGA is pulling.

"That was a terrible comparison," Ike said.

DO YOU WANNA GO, MATE!?

Screaming probably didn't help, as Ike decided to mock some more. He then accidentally knocked into Ganondorf while doing some sort of backwards twerk (don't question it), spilling the warlock's cup of milk all over his chest. Before he could lash out on the blue-haired mercenary, Pikachu was flung across the room and knocked into Ganondorf's face, electricity flowing everywhere. This truly was chaotic to the residents of the mansion.

"Hey, wanna do something like a movie trailer?" Ness asked. Everyone stopped. "...you know, for this remake story?"

"...sure," everyone said in unison, with nothing better to do. So much for chaos.


Mario ran across the basketball field, dribbling a ball like the pro he probably was. Way in front of him, four figures jumped out from the bushes- Link, Donkey Kong, Pikachu and Samus. Accepting the challenge, he made his way through them: he jumped over Link's swinging sword, then ducked under Donkey Kong's rampant fist, did a cartwheel and avoided Pikachu's electricy, and finally flinging Samus' energy blast back with a yellow cape he pulled out of nowhere. The ball having survived all the onslaught, he retrieved it and continued running towards the stand with the hoop.

Luigi was standing in front of it, waiting for him. He put his hands together, and as Mario jumped on his tight fists, he pushed his brother up into the air with the ball. The red plumber prepared to slam the ball into the hoop, mustering the strength he needed. It violently smashed against the hoop and went through, the ball bursting to pieces and revealing a Smash Ball inside.

His green brother blew a whistle just as the Smash Ball plummeted onto the ground, breaking and granting Mario his special powers. Said plumber landed on the ground and let out a war cry, pointing his hands up to the sky. Several Smashers jumped out the bushes towards the area above his hand and jumped up.

At that moment... "Mario Finale!" He shot out his signature firestorm upwards, and everyone who were within the center was enveloped by the flames.

Wario, who was a bit too slow due to his obesity, was sent sprawling on the floor. He grunted as he got up, scowling. A large Koopa arm tapped his shoulders, and he turned around to grin.

The fire tornado, meanwhile, was emitting such intense lighting and heat. Then suddenly, the tornado broke in slow motion apart as many Smashers jumped out with a prepared battle spirit. Marth, right at the center, is holding a new ball.

They landed and prepared to start the match, while a new opposing team showed up- with Wario joining them out of spite due to being too slow. Bowser let out a similar war cry to Mario's, and the two teams ran at each other with full intent on beating each other up and interfering with their mad skills.

Marth dodged Wario's leap, then side-rolled away from a fart from behind. He threw the ball up into the air, to which Pit flew by and caught it. He dribbled the ball from the air a few times, it bouncing high. His power of flight began to fade though, so as he slowly descended to the ground, several of the opposing team stood under him with malicious grins, a few wondering if angel wings tasted good.

Panicking, Pit threw the ball towards a random comrade that he spotted, a topless Shulk with his boxers on. The swordsman gladly accepted the ball, but Ganondorf leaped between him and the ball and stole it from the first team's clutches. He let out a wicked laughter, then ran off with the ball towards Mario's team's hoop. Shulk, left speechless, decided to simply stand there and show off his abs under the sunlight.

Meanwhile, as the warlord slowly decreased the distance between him and his opponents' hoop, Little Mac and Ryu jumped in his way. Ganondorf caught Little Mac's fist, tossed him aside and jumped backwards from Ryu's fist. He then prepared his fists and channeled dark energy. Ryu prepared to block the incoming Warlock Punch, but he was pulled aside as he heard a mighty yell.

Ganondorf found his fists crashing into Captain Falcon's, two flames of different colors blasting together. The brightness that emitted from the two mighty punches temporarily blinded the two Smashers, leaving the ball to bounce away from them.

Bowser was hot on its trails, however and managed to seize the ball. He roared happily, continuing to run towards his final destination- that blasted Mario's hoop. With no one else being able to catch up with him- somehow- he clutched the ball with his right hand and jumped into the air.

Right before he could prepare the slam dunk, Luigi kicked him away and grabbed the ball in midair. He was then smacked with a two-dimensional hammer, away from Mr. Game & Watch just as the flatlander took the ball back. The ball was then stolen by Fox, who used his Fire Fox move. He threw the ball just as he spotted Wario jumping at him, and Pac-Man appeared mid-air to protect the ball. He prepared to throw the ball away from their basketball stand, but Meta Knight appeared on top of the yellow creature and pushed him down, the ball being thrown somewhere else.

Dark Pit came to the villains' rescue, grabbing the ball and preparing another slam dunk. Pikachu used Quick Attack to reach in front of him, however and slammed his hardened Iron Tail at the dark angel's face. The ball once again fell towards the ground, and Falco- from Bowser's team- grabbed the ball with his crooked feathery hands. He took out his blaster and shot at several Pikmins that Olimar threw at him, and passed the ball to a floating Dedede.

The duck king flew backwards to dodge some minor attacks from some minor characters, and attempted to throw the ball form faraway into the hoop. Several Smashers smirked with relief, knowing he would never make it. However, Dedede suddenly spat out Lucario at the ball, and the jackal Pokemon grabbed the ball and flew down towards the hoop.

Everyone was taken by surprise- that clever bastard! Almost all Smashers from Mario's team let out a cry of defeat, jumping towards Lucario and the ball. They were too slow, however, and an aura explosion occurred just as the jackal managed to score against Mario's team.

When the bright blue light slowly dissipated, everyone was lying on the ground. They slowly got up, and Mario sighed before heading to Bowser at the center of the field. The two glared at each other, before they shook their hands. Everyone then smiled, sportsmanship at its best.

They took a deep breath. "A Mansion's Various Blends!"


"...what the hell was that?" Dark Pit asked. "That was the worst trailer I've ever seen!"

I think it was brilliant! Heck, we could even make a sprite animation of this and it'd be epic!

Falco growled. "No, fuck no! Why the hell was it some stupid basketball game anyways!?"

...it looks nice? And stop swearing, Jesus.

"Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with-a Falco," Mario said. "It doesn't seem-a related to the story's title at all."

Sonic scratched his head in agreement. "True that, this seems more like some kind of basketball story instead of... what's this story about? Coffee and Punch?"

They stared at Ganondorf, who let out a smug grin. "You're just jealous that we won, stupid hedgehog."

"What'd you say!?" Sonic said. He dashed around Ganondorf, kicking the warlock's head. "You're too slow!"

"What are you even angry about?" Mega Man asked, interrupting the Warlock's war cry. "You didn't even help the team, Sonic."

"I had chili dogs to attend to!" the hedgehog justified. "My babies need me to eat them!" He was then punched away by a fist covered in purple flames.

Ganondorf blew his hand gently. "Let that teach you not to mess with everyone's favorite ruler."

"Who even likes you?" Shulk asked.

"Keep your mouth shut, pervert."

Appalled by the accusation, Shulk put his hands on his naked waist. "Excuse me! I'm not a pervert!" He was met with several gazes from women, questioning his sanity. "...okay, maybe I am."

Guys, guys, enough. This story is going to be great, I guarantee you!

"You're not even a good writer," Ness pointed out. "...no offense."

I'm going to end you.

"Hey, what about us non-Smashers?" Ashley asked. "We didn't even appear in your stupid trailer!"

Uh... my condolences?

"Waluigi really doesn't like-a you."

I don't like myself either, budd-

"What happened here!?" Master Hand's voice boomed throughout the field as he exited the mansion. "The beautiful sports field of the mansion... it's all ruined! Who did this!?" he asked.

Everyone exchanged glances and pointed to the sky. Um, who are you guys blaming? God?

"You know how authors are commonly seen as something in the sky?" Peach said. "Yeah, that."

Wait... so you guys are blaming me!?

Master Hand clutched his fist... uh, body. "You are going to pay for this!" he roared and lunged towards the sky in search of me.

Ha, good luck with that! That "author in the sky" schmuck was never a real thing, haha!

Anyways, I'll update whenever I want, some stuff will be rewritten, some story arcs will be here, dadada, hope you guys will like it.

"They won't," Dark Pit reassured.

Oh, shut up... oh, someone's knocking at my door. Be right back.