WARNING! THIS IS GOING TO BUTCHER THE GAMING WORLDS! IF YOU'RE A HARDCORE VIDEO GAME FAN AND CAN'T TAKE A JOKE THEN THIS WILL OFFEND YOU! I DON'T WANT ANY OF THESE IDIOTIC COMMENTS TELLING ME THAT THIS STORY HAD SOMETHING WRONG IN IT! THIS ALSO CONTAINS ELEMENTS FROM THE KIRBY ANIME! THIS WILL OFFEND YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE! THIS CONTAINS VERY DARK HUMOR. IF YOU'RE NOT A FAN OF DARK HUMOR THEN KINDLY LEAVE! I'VE HAD ENOUGH PEOPLE TRYING TO GET ME TO UPLOAD THIS AS IT IS! SO, IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE JOKES LEAVE! THIS IS A CROSSOVER BETWEEN KIRBY, LEGEND OF ZELDA, MARIO, POKEMON, AND FINAL FANTASY. THE CHARACTERS ARE KIRBY, META KNIGHT, DEDEDE. TIFF, TUFF, MARX, YOSHI, LINK, ZELDA, GANONDORF, PALKIA, DIALGA, AND MOOGLE. ( btw Tiff and Tuff are both 12 when this takes place)


Kirby, Meta Knight, and King Dedede

"POYO! POYO!" Kirby yelled. "Yes Kirby, I see you can eat with a fork now. That's fantastic." Tiff said picking at her food. Kirby scowled at her and went back to eating. It had been a full year since they had destroyed Nightmare Enterprises and everything was quiet in Pop Star. One day, Kirby, Tiff and Tuff received a letter from King Dedede. It was an invitation inviting Kirby to come to the castle and learn to speak properly with the help of King Dedede's new invention. This invention had a portable form and a castle addition.

"It's obviously a trap. There's no way Dedede would really let Kirby talk. He wants to capture him." Tiff said. Kirby had already made his decision though and was running to Dedede's castle. Tiff and Tuff ran after and Dedede was already waiting for them smiling at the door. "What're you up to you?" Tiff asked. Dedede shrugged. "I don't know. Here's a question for you now. Why are YOU always such a little BITCH!?" Tiff shut her mouth and Kirby laughed at Dedede's comment.

Dedede led them through the castle and they arrived at the room where Dedede ordered the demon beast. "Right this way." Dedede said shoving Kirby on the ground. "Kirby, watch your step." Escargoon said putting Kirby onto the machine. "Alright, Prepare to meet the full walkin talkin Kirby." Dedede said flipping the switch. However, Kirby wasn't zapped. Instead, a program came onto the television. "Losing weight for FAT SLOBS!" Everyone roared with laughter.

"SHUT UP! I'm not fat." Dedede took out his hammer and whacked the television breaking it. "I"M NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT T!" Dedede screamed. "DEDEDE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Meta Knight yelled entering he room with Sword and Blade. "Who says it? Am I ranked obese by the Fat Company of Dreamland?" "No-" THEN SHUT UP!" Dedede flipped a different switch and an electric blast came down from the machine and Kirby was zapped.

When Kirby stepped from the machine. "Kirby, say something." Meta Knight. "I can... talk." Kirby said looking at himself in a mirror. "Yes and birds can fly. Thanks for telling us Kirby. I don't think we would've figured that out without your help." Meta Knight said rolling his eyes. A spanish guitar began to play. "What was that?" Kirby asked. "What was what?" Meta Knight replied. "I just heard a guitar." "No you didn't." "Meta Knight, I'm hungry. Can we get something to eat?" Blade asked.

"Let me guess. I'm paying for it again, right? Meta Knight asked. His two apprentices nodded. "If you eat too much you'll end up like Dedede. So, remember that." the knight said pushing them out. "What do you want to do first, Kirby?" Tuff asked. "I'm so happy you can talk now, Kirby." "Thanks." "I mean it." Tiff wrapped Kirby into her arms and gave him a kiss on the cheek as she always did.

"Hey Chef Barf-up-a-lung. We want to eat!" Meta Knight shouted. "For the 1000th time, its Kawasaki!" The chef replied. "That is what i said." Meta Knight replied. The chef was silent for a while. "Listen, are you gonna take off your fuckin mask, or not?" Kawasaki asked. "I was thinking about it. But, since a bitch crawled out through your lips I'll just get it to go." "So, whip up that chicken." Blade Knight said. "No! I want maccaroni and cheese!" Sword Knight shouted back. Meta Knight was now annoyed though no one knew it because he always wore a blank expression on his mask. I mean, look at it. You never know if he is happy or sad. What was he thinking when he made it? "That's enough from the narrator." Meta Knight shouted.

Kawasaki had left the room and went to prepare the meal that was assigned to him by Meta Knight, while Sword and Blade were in the bathroom. Suddenly, a big explosion was heard from the outside. The knight turned his head to see one that was supposedly long dead. "It's MOTHER FUCKER MARX!" Meta Knight shouted out loud.