Author's Note: All the characters I used are all of my most favorite ones, except for Death the Kidd, he was just added in. Other of my favorite characters will later on appear hopefully. Got idea from a dream I had and couldn't let the idea go to waste.
Disclaimer: Naruto, D Gray-man, Kuroshitsuji, and Soul Eater characters do not belong to me or things would be way diffirent.
-Pace pace pace-
Hidan turns around to look at his students, then turns back around and keeps pacing back and forth.
"Uh, sensei?" Krory murmurs raising his hand from his seat. Hidan gives him an angry death glare; Krory shrieks terrified and hides behind his cloak.
"People, do you know why you're here?" Hidan asked as he walked back and worth in his classroom, looking at his students impatiently and angry, tightening his grip on the ruler behind his tuxedo dressed back.
"Men?"
"Free hair products?"
"Symmetry?"
"More backbone?"
"Make-up?"
"NO!!! WRONG, WRONG, WRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONG!!!" Hidan yells as he smacks every one of them in the head with the ruler.
"OWWW!!" everyone yelled.
"You people are here, because you need help!!" Hidan yelled as he stopped pacing and looked at his five pupils sitting in their seats.
"Hey old man, could you turn on the A/C?"
"OLD MAN?!!" Hidan yelled as he looked at his red haired pupil," isn't my fault I got stuck with the old run down room in this building!!"
"So you are old? Hasn't anyone ever told you old people shouldn't wear open suits? It doesn't suit you; no one wants to see an old man flashing his chest at us . . . . " the blond pupil spoke.
Hidan took deep breaths and contained himself from saying a row of very very bad words.
"Your suit's unsymmetrical, you must let me fix it!!" The little kid with the black and white striped hair yelled.
"Uh . . . !!" the vampire looking man uttered nervously trying to hide himself under his cloak like a nervous stricken child.
"Man, you should use some make-up, it'll make you look younger. Just like those old ugly worn out super models and movie stars," the boy with purple . . . . . Paint said.
"Omg, like there was this person on tv, and all these little brats like them, what were their names?" The red haired asked as heshe? It scratched its head trying to recall.
"Hannah Montana?" the blond one responded.
"No, she died last year in that fight to the death cage match."
"That guy that played Edward on the 20th Twilight movie?"
"No; he died of too much hair spray inhalation."
"Eh, what about the 40yr old boys band the Jonas Brothers?"
"No; well whoever it was-"
"WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP TALKING LIKE IDIOTS AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU?!!!!!!" Hidan yelled loudly, his face with pure anger and redness at his five students. Everyone flinched and got quiet.
"Well, sensei, why are we here?" the bold blond asked as he raised his hand.
"You all are here for different reasons; you have all been volunteered to enter a process to fix your 'problems'," Hidan spoke calmly as he sat on his desk, smacking the ruler on his hand back and forth as to demonstrate that he was in charge of them and could hurt them easily.
"Problems? Problems?!! I'll show you problems!! What kind of problems could I possibly have?!!" the red head yelled.
"Grell Sutcliff, Deidara, Death the Kid, Arystar Krory and Kankuro; you have been requested to go through the process of fixing all your DAMN PROBLEMS CAUSE NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO PUT UP WITH YOU!!!!" Hidan yelled as he bolted from his desk and pointed his ruler at all of them in a dramatic screaming way.
"WHAT?!!!!" everyone else yelled. Grell and Deidara were pissed like hell, Kidd and Kankuro were confused, Krory just cried under his cloak.
"I'M GOING TO TURN EACH OF YOU IDIOT WEIRDO SISSIES INTO A MANLY MAN FULL OF MAN WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU!!!!"
Hidan: All of you are weirdos!!
Grell: Look who's talking!!
Deidara: Yeah, who made you the teacher anyway?!!
Hidan: YOU GUYS ACTUALLY THINK I WANT TO BE HERE TEACHING YOU PUS-!!!!?
Death The Kid: Not in front of the children!! -covers Krory's ears-
Kankuro: Then why are you our sensei?
Hidan: Because . . . .
Everyone except Krory: ???
Hidan: I did something and know i have to give community service hours!!!! - goes to a corner and cries-T~T
Everyone except Krory: -sweatdrop- -_-'
Grell and Deidara: Phhhff-WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH !!!!!!~! XD
Hidan:Shut up or i will sacrifice you in the name of Jashin!!! -Hidan pulls out scythe and lashes out at the two, chasing them around the room in circles-
Death the Kid and Kankuro:-sigh- Poor fool . . . . .
Krory: I don't get it . . . .
