A Roy mustang was a powerful colonel! He ruled with an iron fist! And this clearly means, that when a knock is heard at the door, Roy must answer it.
knock knock
Roy frowned. He should get a doorbell installed. Ah well...doorbells are for sissies anyways.
Roy went over and answered the door. Almost all at once he was shocked and fell backwards. He stared at what was at the door and eventually stood up.
What appeared to be at the door was an old hag. Veru ugly. VERY ugly. Insanely ugly. In fact, she was so ugly that her eyeball fell out.
" oops. Lemme just get that." she said as she bent over to pick up her eyeball. She popped her eye back in her head and looked at Roy.
" Excuse me young man, may i stay here for the night? I'm very cold you see and I need somewhere to stay." she said.
Roy frowned. This woman was so ugly that she was almost making Roy look ugly.
" Um...you can't stay here...only officers and people like that are aloud in here."
The hag looked amazed. But eventually she calmed down. She took out a dandelion.
" I'll give you this nice flower. It matches your face." said the hag.
" Are you saying that my face looks like a filthy weed with a bug on it?" asked Roy.
The hag sighed," look, can I stay here or not?"
" No way."
The hag looked angry. And all of a sudden, she turned into the most beautiful woman Roy had ever seen. Wow! She sure was pretty! In fact, Roy was right about ready to ask her to marry him when she said,
" You are selfish! I will curse you and all that live in this castle!"
Roy looked around. Castle?
" Lady, this isn't a castle. It's centrel HQ" said Roy.
" SILENCE."roared the now beautiful hag," You will be cursed and blah blah blah!"
And so, it began. The crossover of Full Metal Alchemist...and Beuty and the Beast.
