Ugh! Stupid Mistletoe!

CHAPTER 1 KITTEN

SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM........

Blaise, Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Marcus Flint, Terrence Higgs, and and Adrian Pucey were all gather in the Slytherin common room. Crabbe and Goyle were sitting in a corner eating the food they stole from the kitchens. Pansy went off to do god knows what.

Anyways, the guys were all gathered in a circle playing would you rather.

Marcus : all right Blaise, would you rather clean the entire owlery spotless or kiss Cho?

Blaise : really? That's a no brainer. The owlery.

Guys : OOH! That's messed up.

Blaise : all right Draco, uh, oh! Snog granger, or grab The_Boy_Who_Just_Wont_DIE's arse?

Draco : ugh, Blaise that is disgusting. But, I would totally snog granger any day.

Terrence : she is hot for a mud blood.

Adrian :damn right.

The whole night went on like like this. Meanwhile, elsewhere pansy was looking for her object of affection. She read the note over and over again. It gave her butterflies in her stomach.


Hey kitten,

You' re the one that makes my heart do flips,

you're mine, and mine only you sexy little witch.

Still I'm shocked the day you said you were mine,

because your the girl thats makes the sun want to shine

I know what he's thinking when he looks at you like that,

you're mine, and mine only, my little kitty cat.

What I would give to snog you senseless,

up against the wall, your so sexy and defenseless.

Meet me by the great hall by 9. I cant wait, so hurry up.


She sighed. Why did he always have to do that? He was such a perfect boyfriend. He thought he was lucky, yeah right. It was more like the other way around. He was such a different person than he was in public. He made her feel wanted.. Who cares about his blood?! I'll tell you who, not me no mores!!!!

He was dangerous, he saved the world, he doesn't brag a lot, he makes her feels pretty, he's gentle but dominant and aggressive, he's nice, he helps Potter when he doesn't deserve it. He was hers. He was perfect. He was her Ron.

While Pansy was walking down the corridors, more like hopping, she clenched her jaw when to remembered HER. Ugh. Lavender Brown. All over her Ron. Of course they weren't going out, but he was hers. In her mind.

When he dumped her she was so happy she was practically jumping up and down. And, when he and Granger decided to be friends, she almost fainted.

She remembered how she got him. She magicked a mistletoe last Christmas. And when their lips met it was like an electric shock. They couldn't stay away from each other ever since.

Go pansy! Take action, girl power!


As she was nearing to the great hall, a hand snaked its way around her waist. She smiled, who else could it be? She gasped as Ron pushed against the wall.

"mm, you really couldn't wait, could you?"

" does it look like I can?"

He started to kiss her neck. She ran her hands through his fiery red hair. It turned into a full out snog fest. Ron seemed as if he craved being near Pansy.

" Where are they Mrs. Norris?"

she gasped.

"Ron stop!" she whispered furiously.

"mm, no!"

"Ron! Filch is going to see us!"

"Damn! Fine, until next time kitten"