Disclaimer: I do not own Edward or Bella or any Twilight Characters! (just the bimbo ones that I have created!)
Chapter 1: I'm a Heartbreaker.
"How long do you think she'll last?" Alice speculated excitedly, her beautiful eyes were twinkling in amusement.
I raised my head from my book and sighed, "Again? I just flipped a page and he has another girlfriend? Is that normal?" For the last hour, Edward had stepped in and out of his house so many times that I had lost count.
Half of the time was spent dumping girls; the other half was spent dating girls.
Alice laughed, "You're talking about Edward, my brother. Having a girlfriend means nothing to him. It would only be normal if he has 'girlfriends'. Plural form." She emphasized strongly on the's', "Who sadly are all airhead bimbos with skin tight clothes and stilettos."
"If they're smart, they would use the stilettos to badger him after he dumps them." I said just as Edward entered the house again with a big smile, "I'm sure he'll like that."
"As with anything that would cause me physical harm make you smile with pleasure." Edward said to me as he sat on the couch with an apple, "You're a sadist, Bella."
I smiled sweetly, "I can't help it, Edward. It's not the 'be kind to animals' week yet."
Alice laughed at that, siding me, "Edward, you've been really mean to all the girls you've dated. Even I can't buy you out of that."
"The last one didn't think so." Edward defended with a smug look, "She thought that I was sweet, charming and dreamy."
"Wait till she sees your other girls." I said idly, as I flipped another page. I could feel someone moving towards me. It wasn't daintily graceful, more towards longer lean strides. Edward.
He was looking at the book that I was reading, "Time traveler's wife?" He read out loud, "I like that book."
Edward looked deeply offended when I couldn't respond for a few seconds. My jaw was hanging a little wide and he laughed, "I understand that reading spoils my image."
"Yes! Of a 7 year old boy!" I finished and he looked at me, "Bella, I'm really not as bad as you think I am."
"If you could date a girl and remain faithful to her. I might change that opinion of your maturity level."
Alice agreed strongly, "If you could actually do that, I'll acknowledge that you're my brother."
"But I am your brother, Alice." Edward said with a raised brow.
"Oh, I haven't been saying that to all the girls you dumped. In fact, I agreed strongly with them too about some words like 'monster', 'heartless', 'evil', 'scu--"
"I Get it, Alice." Edward cut in before she said something worst and then he turned to look at me, "Let's see how far this experiment takes me then."
"You would experiment with your love life?" I asked incredulously. What happened to soul mates? Yours, eternally? … you get the drift.
"Yes, so would you be kind enough to assist me?" Edward asked looking at me as he flipped my book closed. I remembered the page so I let that pass.
But Alice was looking suspiciously happy, she practically was shooting out lightning bolts of glee, "Say yes, Bella. And give him hell."
I looked at him, "You're not serious are you?"
"I'm experimenting." Edward said and grinned, "To see how far I could go."
"With someone you don't even love? Gee, that's really noble of you." I said with slight amusement at how serious Edward could be. I shrugged and ignored it as his competitive spirit, "I'll be your experimental game then. I'll also be your worst girlfriend ever. Intentionally."
Edward's lips curved into a dazzling smile, "Deal. Loser does the winner's bidding."
"Deal, Edward. Let the games begin."
