My newest comedy is up! Also I just decided to use the word on my parents computer because I really wanted to post this story! I hope you enjoy!" R&R! I also received a request for ZakxWadi stories, which I will eventually get to, just saying that now.
Weird World LIVE!
"Greetings and Bienvenue loyal Weird World fans. Today I am coming to you live and my do I have a special surprise for you. But before we stray off to that topic, I will read and reply to some simple, commonly asked questions…"
Backstage…
Zak and Lexi looked at each other. This was the perfect plan. For weeks they had been planning and waiting for Argost's live show. They had already escaped from the cages and were on a roll.
"So, I've always wanted to guest star on a show, but I never really wanted to guest star on this show."
"Will you stay on topic?!"
"Fine, should we play Starstrukk by 3oh!3 or Bad Romance, Lady Gaga?"
"I personally favor Low, Flo Rida, but for Argost, to make this funny we need something a lot girlier."
"OK! I have just the thing!"
Lexi half squealed half whispered her response.
Onstage…
"And now for my-" Argost was cut off.
"I'm super cool! Super hot! Living like a rock star!"
Argost growled at the sudden bursts of laughter from backstage.
"TURN THAT BLASTED NOISE OFF!"
"Whaaaaaaaaat?!"
"The music! Turn it off!"
"But the best part is coming ready? I'm super super kur!" Lexi shouted.
Lexi turned off the music and Argost continued with an apology.
"I terribly sorry for that terrible interruption, captives can be so…"
Lexi smirked.
"Get ready for the next prank!" Lexi told Zak again with a small squeal of excitement.
"Now, back to the most asked question. Do unicorns really exist? Well yes my fans they down and they are indeed nasty creatures. They only frolic and skip for the joy of-"
"It's a leoplurydon Charlie."
"A magical leoplurydon!"
"Yeah, um you know there's no actual candy mountain right?"
"TURN IT OFFFFFF!" Argost shouted.
There was silenced and Argost relaxed. Lexi made a leoplurydon noise. He sighed and inhaled. Then Zak crept up to Argost in a blue unicorn suit.
"It's a leoplurydon Argost!" Lexi came out in a pink unicorn suit and one of Argost's pet cryptids that was actually quite similar to a leoplurydon.
"A magical leoplurydon."
"No it isn't! It is a-"
"Shun the nonbeliever," Zak said in his unicorn voice.
"Shun…" Lexi followed.
"Sssssshhhhhhuuuuuunnnnn…" Zak said. Argost furiously took off after Zak. Then Lexi trotted up to the camera releasing the leoplurydon. Munya eyed her, but was clearly amused and had forgotten about the camera.
"Now- ahem-" she cleared her throat so her voice would go back to normal.
"Now, Argost seems preeeettty occupied, so um while Argost is chasing my friend and fellow kur-" She waited for a second pushed a button and said, "I'm going to talk like Fred!" she said in a really squeaky voice.
"Personally I think snow is created because Angels in the heavens poop and AHHHH!" Argost came charging out with Zak right in front of him.
"Gotta go bye! Bye Charlie! Yeah bye Charlie!"
Note: If that was even remotely enjoyable review because I found it pretty good. I absolutely looove Fred and not as much Charlie the unicorn, but I like him too. I don't watch the Hannah Montana show, but the music is ok and I listen to it sometimes, or whenever I feel like it.
