DISCLAIMER" I DONT OWN SOUL EATER
Why did she do this to me? I mean I wake up (on time for once). I made breakfast for us (burnt but at least I tried). And I even did my homework (attempted it but she didn't know that… reminder to give Blair extra fish tonight). But tinytits still looked angry with me. So what if I accidently burnt down the library at Shibusen Blackstar started it.
"And farther more Soul Evans your game consuls are confiscated till repairs are finished and you can forget about even thinking about going to that blue haired loudmouths house Tsubaki is enforcing the same rules there." Maka continued her rant. I merely nodded already upset with the fact that she was mad.
"Oh and Soul the school dance is this Friday as my weapon I'm pulling rank and you are my slave till the repairs are done thus you're wearing a tux and playing the piano for me that night and after as I feel." She finalized. Maka was pushing this a little too far. Yeah I would do anything for her. No I won't like this punishment. Probably why she gave it to me, but still not the point. I once again nod as I wait patiently for her to dismiss me. I didn't have long to wait. Apparently she figured out my attention span had run out like three minutes into her hour long rant.
"Did you at least get the major stuff shark boy?" she asked as she drew out a sharp breathe.
"Yes master Maka, I will be an obedient dog and not piss on the carpet again. Bark, Bark." I reply sarcastically. I should have foreseen the next incident as one of Maka's larger hardbound books found happiness with my already throbbing head from its earlier abuse with a frying pan.
"Not cool Maka." I whine as I attempt to crawl to my room.
"It's not Bark, Bark mutt. It's woof, woof!" she calls angrily after me.
"Woof, woof." I snarl as I slam the door to my room. My eyes scan the small area in discord. Maka had been through once we had arrived home an cleaned out anything I could find in hopes of quailing my boredom. Hey a rubber band! Excited at my new find since all that was left was a bed and my school books I began to smack my skin with the elastic band. It took a good ten strikes before I lost my hold on the toy and threw it out the open window. Damn it. I vaguely though about just falling asleep but I had a knack for waking at odd hours as it was. Maka would so pay for this. Suddenly a dark shadow appeared in my window. I glanced up just in time to spot Blackstar fall epically to the ground below.
"I give it a two out of five you've had better." I muse as he straightens up.
"Damn tiny tits cleaned you out didn't she…man she even took your porno stash." Blackstar whistled as he examined the room. It peeved me slightly that he would mock my miesters breast size. Only I could do that so… mild violence for him is good.
"What the hell man!" he screeched as he held his head from my punch.
"Maka's breast size is for me alone to mock so back off." I growl.
"Dude, you got it bad." The hyper ninja laughs. My door burst open to reveal an angry Tsubaki and Maka. Quickly my finger points to the idiot laughing his head off and since he got me in this punishment to begin with…..
"He said you have small tits Maka. And Tsubaki if you didn't know buried outside your home next to the tree house is a stash of porn and an x rated DVD." I explain as his weapon grabs his shirt collar.
"Thank you Soul." She replies as Blackstar glares daggers at me. Maka sighs once the duo is gone and turns to me. K, plan B on getting her to let up on my punishment.
"I'll do whatever you want and call you angel for a looooong ass time as long as I can have my stuff back." I plead hoping that my puss in boots cry is phasing her.
"Fine but you get to burn your porno." She hisses. Secretly I think that was what got me this unjustified torcher. I mean damn if she would just strip for me more than she does now (even if it's just me spying, she'll never know) I'd have never even needed it.
"Sure thing, those fake bimbos aint even cool any way's." I reply as I pass her careful to lift her skirt just enough to see the lacy purple panties fit against her ass.
"Mine." I whisper as she goes to smack me. Life with Maka's cool except when Blackstar gets involved.
"Your still in trouble about the library thing. So no video games Soul….or private peep shows I'll be showering at Kid's and dressing in my closet from now on locking you in your room." Damn it she did know.
"Yes master woof, woof." I mutter weakly. I will never assist Blackstar with matches again.
