I warn you now, there will be MAJOR OOC in this chapter fic. Continue reading at your own risk. :)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters because I do not own Naruto.
The sun was blaring high above the two Akatsuki members who sat in an odd but companionable silence underneath a tree for shade in a large field not too far from their final destination. Deidara twirled his ring between his fingers, yawning loudly. It has been a long day, but they don't have much farther to go. He yawned again feeling his eyelids grow heavy before shutting completely.
Tobi looked over at his partner sleeping peacefully. Oh no! Oh no! He stood up and hopped from foot to foot. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! I really need to use the bathroom! Tobi crouched down and leaned in closely, examining Deidara's peaceful face. He brushed his nose softly causing the blond's eyes to flutter open.
The first thing he noticed was Tobi's close proximity. "TOBI WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YEAH???" He shrieked scrambling to his feet.
"I'm sorry! Sorry Deidara-sempai, I didn't mean to scare you… but it's an emergency!" He squeaked out the last word.
Deidara raised an eyebrow curiously. "Where's the emergency, yeah?" The two really should get going, they were wasting valuable time that they did not have.
"The emergency's right here sempai…" Tobi said quickly, clutching between his legs. Deidara smacked his forehead and shook his head slightly. "But there's no bathroom and I really, really need to go!"
"Dumbass, go behind those bushed and please hurry. We need to get moving, yes."
"But Sempai!" he complained. "There might be bears or wolves… or something!" Deidara sighed and looked up at the sky. It's getting late, but at this rate they'll be lucky enough to make it by nightfall.
"Tobi. Behind those bushed. NOW!" Deidara angrily pointed his finger in the direction of a bush hoping to get his annoying partner to move.
Tobi, deciding he couldn't wait any longer rushed off in that direction. The blond thanked every God there was while he took a seat underneath the shady tree, and as he had done before, he let his eyes droop and sleep overcome him.
He opened his eyes to be greeted with a dark night. "FUCK!!!" He jumped up and quickly scanned the field. "Shit! How long have I been sleeping, yeah?"
Tobi was nowhere to be seen. Shit! Shit! Shit! His mind was racing with all the possible ideas of what could have happened to him. "The bushes! He was supposed to be in the bushes, yeah!" the blond ran off in hopes Tobi didn't get himself in too much trouble. There would be no way to explain that to Leader-sama.
He jumped over the bush and looked around cautiously. He just barely spotted a black cloak with scarlet clouds with the help of the moon.
"Tobi…" he called.
"Yes, Deidara-sempai?" he answered and the blond let out a sigh of relief. Then Tobi turned around.
"…"
"What's wrong sempai?" Tobi asked innocently.
"…Tobi… WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?" He shrieked pointing a finger at said Akatsuki member.
"I'm picking flowers Deidara-sempai!" the masked man exclaimed, extending a dandelion. "Because Tobi's a good boy!"
