I was very bored, so I decided to use a drabbler… This is what I got. It made me laugh and it was random. Review your opinions on it even though I didn't write it. I want to be sure I'm not the only loon who thought it was funny.
The Battle For The Lotion
Under a desk, Byakuya snogged his lotion. He had been busy with the lotion for hours and now wanted nothing more than a big cuddle or a shiny massage from his lover Renji.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his short Renji appeared at the door, grinning tenderly.
"Put down the lotion," Renji said shyly. "Unless you want me to snog that lotion on your hand."
Byakuya put down the lotion. He was feathery. He had never seen Renji so sparkle before and it made him soft.
Renji picked up the lotion, then withdrew a balloon from his butt. "Don't be so feathery," Renji said with a sparkle grimace. "A snake bit my lip this morning, and everything became smooth. Now with this lotion and this balloon I can shyly rule the world!"
Byakuya clutched his pink lip huskily. This was his lover, his short Renji, now staring at him with a sparkle butt.
"Fight it!" Byakuya shouted. "The snake just wants the lotion for his own short devices! He doesn't love you, not the big way I do!"
Byakuya could see Renji trembling huskily. Byakuya reached out his hand and touched Renji's butt shyly. He was short, so short, but he knew only his pink love for Renji would break the snake's spell.
Sure enough, Renji dropped the lotion with a thunk. "Oh, Byakuya," he squealed. "I'm so big, can you ever forgive me?"
But Byakuya had already moved under a desk. Like a retarded paraplegic with turrets trying to solve a rubix cube., he pressed his hand into Renji's butt. And as they fell together in a smooth fit of love, the lotion lay on the floor, soft and forgotten.
