A/N: WARNING: This fanfic contains spoilers for both The Missing Kurosaki and Misguided Intentions! Don't read if (a) you are reading one/both of our stories and don't want anything ruined or (b) you haven't read our stories, but are planning to and don't want anything ruined. Also, there will be some extreme OOC-ness in this story, so BEWARE! Thanks~!


Jet: This is something that Kaiki and I came up one day while cleaning our house; It's basically a collection of random on-makes that have nothing to do with our actual story lines, but we thought would be fun to write! And for future reference, in this story, I shall be known as Jet the Creator [I demand that you say that in a regal tone, or else!], or JC, so no one gets confused between Jet Sable and me! Oh, and Kaiki will be known as Kaiki the Creator [You can also say that in a dramatic tone~!](KC) so as not to be confused with the Kurosaki of the same name! ^_^

Grimmjow: Yeah, yeah. Stop your rambling, woman.

JC: *Glares* I control you in this story… I'd be careful of what I say if I were you…

KC: She's not kidding, y'know…

Jet: Ha! Grimmkitty got in trouble~! xD

Grimmjow: Oh, shut up, b****! O.o what the…?

JC: *smirks evilly* as my little sister is co-writing this with me, I have installed a censor~! Mwahaha~!

Grimmjow: "-_- Why you…

JC and Jet: haha! Take that you jack***! *sweat drops*

Jet: On us too…?

JC: *droops* I guess so… T.T

Grimmjow: Hahaha! You look like Ulquiorra!

JC: .O oh…? *holds up key to Grimmjow's room* Do I, now?

Grimmjow: *pales* you wouldn't…

KC: '-_- sadly, she would…

Kaiki: O.O do what…?

Gin: :3 What is Grimmkitty hiding~?

Grimmjow: NOTHING!

JC and Jet: Yes he is~!

Nel: *runs in and trips, looking up to see everyone* uh.. he he… Nel was—Nel was just leaving! *runs out of room*

Gin, Jet, and JC: Get her! *runs after the child arancar*

Grimmjow: D*****… I'm supposed to be watching them… *runs after the three idiots*

KC: You know we could just go around this corner and save Nel, right?

Kaiki: Yes, yes we can. I knew I liked you, Creator!

*both laugh evilly and leave to save Nel*

Ulquiorra: …she didn't look like me… Did she…?

Lord Aizen: *pats the Cuatro Espada's back* there, there…

Ulquiorra: …you didn't answer my question…

Lord Aizen: *turns to readers* enjoy this… thing~!

*lights go dim*

Ulquiorra: Lord Aizen…? She didn't look like me… right? Right? Lord Aizen?

Ichigo: *runs in panting, making lights turn back on* Wh-where's Ne-Nel…?

Ulquiorra: *turns to Ichigo, looking extra depressed* Does Jet the Creator look like me…?

Ichigo: O.o *backs away slowly* I'm just—I'll find her on my own, thanks… *bolts out*

Ulquiorra: T.T Why won't anyone answer me…?