Well... I think I'm going to try my hand at yet another Tales of Symphonia fic! My other two... well... sucked! This (to me) is much better! These will be skits! (Not to copy Twilight Scribe.) The idea contained within this chapter belongs to ME. The characters, however, belong to Namco. Thanks to xeeyas for reading this in class! Without further ado, let the chapter begin!

Lloyd is normal, Genis is bold.

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Hey, Genis! How many stairs do you think are in the Tower of Salvation? I mean, it's really tall, you know. I'd hate to walk all the way up! The Tower of Manna was bad enough...

That's a good question! Who knows? Assuming it's about 4000 feet tall and each step is about a foot in height there would be about 4000 steps. But I can't forget about floors, teleporters, and the fact that the stairs are probably made from pure manna...

(Confused) ...I think I hear Colette calling me... (exits)

Well, that was easy...

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Before any of you have gotten to that point, did you wonder how many stairs there were? I know I did. Having to climb all of those would be such a drag! Well, I was glad to see that that place was simple... in the only way that it was. (Spoilers galore! ;D ) Well, tell me what you think! Compliment, flame, or just anything! Feel free to drop a line!