OK this a crack fic so yeah hope you like it and a secret about Deidara is revealed it may come as a shocker to us all well enjoy ♥Luna♥

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"NOOO!!!!" Deidara screamed from the bathroom "where is it I just bought it can't be gone!!!"

"Um Deidara whatever you just bought can't you buy more of it?" Kisame asked as Deidara walked out into the walkway.

"NO! It's very expensive and who ever took needs to give it back before I blow stuff up and shove cookies in theirs mouths 'till they cant breathe!"

"Well that's harsh…um exactly what did they take?"

"My hair dye!!!!"

"your not a natural blonde?!?!?!!??!?"

"…no…" he said very sad

"Hey sempai how's it going?" Tobi asked as he walked through the hallway.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO YO YOUR HAIR????" Deidara yelled

"Don't you like it Sempai?" Tobi Asked with hi newly blonde hair bobbing up in down with him as he bounced around.

"Do I like it?! No I hate it you used my hair dye and now my roots are showing!!!!!!!"

"I'm sorry sempai" Tobi apologized on the verge of tears

"Sorry? If sorry could save all the little kitties that walked across a dog and meowed 'sorry' but the dog didn't listen and the ate the kitty anyway. And sorry is what Naruto says when he 'accidentally' kissed Sasuke but look were Sasuke ended up with Oreo(Orochimaru) I'm sorry because sorry doesn't cut it for you Tobi!" Deidara yelled manically

"W-what are you going to do to me Sempai?" Tobi asked with a worried tone

"yeah I'm leaving before things get a little bloody" said Kisame

"Oh Tobi, Tobi Tobi Tobi what should I do to you for your punishment for taking my hair dye? shall I neuter you? Nah how about shove pretzels up your nose? Nah I know let you have cookies that's it"

"Really sempai you're the best "

"Are you outa your freaking mind? No I am not giving you cookies I am going to chain you to a wall for 4 days and nothing to eat or drink"

After Tobi is chained to the wall

"ok just one last thing" Deidara said coming back with a plate of cookies setting it just inches out of Tobi's

reach

"WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYY sempai Why?????? That so mean I didn't know it was yours and also I wanted to look like you so I dyed it" Tobi said all innocent like

"Well in that case your still being chained to the wall Muhahahahahaha'"

After four days went by

"O.o must…eat…sugarary …things…like cake…and chocolate…" Tobi said

After Tobi ate all the sugar he could eat he went crazy and killed everyone except Deidara and chained him to the wall until his hair turned its natural color…Pink!!(like Sakura's O.o)

"Oh my god sempai is that you natural hair color? Its so cool!!!!"

"no its not that's why I dyed it blonde so I wouldn't be made fun of" Deidara said almost crying

"Aw cheer up sempai I have skittles for you"

"YAY skittles!!!"

"Well then eat up I want cake now…yum cake drools

So Deidara Dyes his hair Back blonde, all the Akatsuki are dead thanks to Tobi, and Tobi got cake!

The End