Akatsuki Kids

Part 1: The Babysitter(s)

It was a stormy evening, nearly everyone had gone to shelter from the rain. Everyone exept eight kids and two teenagers. The male teenager spoke first.

"Kisame, keep up"

A tall child with a pale blue tint to his skin-tone, gill-like facial features, and spikey blue hair, rushed to keep up. Another child, shorter, with short-spikey green hair, half his face black, while the other, white snickered. The female teenager with deep blue hair and a lip peircing, spoke

"Zetsu, be nice to Kisame"

"I am being nice Konan-chan" Zetsu slyly replied

"No, you're not. Stop laughing at him"

"Yes ma'am" Zetsu sighed

Another boy, with long blonde hair tied into a ponytail high on the top of his head and a mechanical device over his left eye spoke to the male teenager

"Leader, DeiDei has to pee!"

The male, with spikey-orange hair and several peircings looked down at the wimpering child.

"Didn't I tell you to go to the bathroom before we left the house Deidara?"

"I dont remember, and I didn't need to go then" Deidara cried

The boy next to Deidara laughed. He had short, spikey, red hair

"Leader, she needs to go"

"Im NOT a girl!" Deidara yelled

"Sasori, leave Deidara alone! I mean it young man" Konan scolded

"But-"

"No buts"

Another child, not too far back with an orange swirly mask and with a shock of black, spikey hair laughed when Konan ceased speaking

"you said 'but'"

"Tobi, shut up" Konan sighed

"but Tobi's a good boy"

While they were talking, however, another boy, this time with bright emerald-green eyes and a mask that covered his entire head, took Tobi's favorate Yo-Yo

"Wahh, give it back!" Tobi cried

"50 cents and you can have it" the other kid said gleefully

"Kakuzu!" Konan growled

"okay, okay" Kakuzu said as he gave it back to Tobi with dissapointment.

During this entire time, there were only two boys who remained quiet. One had short silver hair that was slicked back with a lot of gel, the other, slightly shorter one, had medium-length black hair that was tied back into a not-fully-grown ponytail at the base of his neck. He looked as though he hadn't slept for days on end

"why are you two so quiet?" Konan inquired "I mean you are always quiet Itachi" she said to the slightly shorter one "but Hidan quiet? I don't like it one bit"

"I just feel like it wench!" growled Hidan

Itachi, the tired-looking one, meerely kept walking. They all stopped at a tall tree house where they all entered and sat down everyone sat down exept 'Leader'.

"It's come to my understanding that our...elders have assigned us a babysitter" he began. The younger ones and Konan gasped "Yes, a babysitter. We all know that these babysitters are nothing but trouble, as they would say about us. Now, who has any-" he was interrupted as a loud screech was heard

"PEIN! you and those youngsters need to get over here! the babysitter is here and we're leaving! get over here now! and dont let me hear about you giving these babysitters any trouble, you hear?!"

Pein and the rest of the group walked over to their place, only to see that the elders have left.

"Lets go to an enclosed room, where the evil ones will not find us until our meeting is finished" Konan suggested, everyone nodded and followed her to her room where they all sat down and waited for Pein to speak.

"So any ideas on how to get rid of these nuisenceical babysitters?" Pein asked, Kakuzu popped up

"I say we tie them up and steal their wallets" Kakuzu said

"I like the first part of your plan...any other ideas?"

"We can lock them into a closet where they wont bother us" suggested Sasori

"I like that idea" Pein said as he got up "Lets get to it then"

[TO BE CONTINUED...