What the hell? I don't get nervous, man.

But my stomach's all messed up. . .

Believe me. Out of everyone, I'm the one who's surprised the most.

But after all Jackie and I have been through, I owe it to her. I love that girl THAT much. There was a time when I never would've admitted it. In fact, there was a time when I would've killed myself before I admitted it.

I'm in a freakin' monkey suit, man.

I promised her forever, and I meant it.

There's Red, telling me it's time.

I'm glad Forman's my best man. I don't see Kelso anywhere. Then again, I didn't really expect him to show up.

Huh. The rebel and the princess, living happily-ever-after.

God. . .look at her. . .

You see the way she's smiling at me?

She's just. . .so beautiful.

Did I say the words out loud? I meant to say them. . . "I do."

So does she.

I'm a freakin' robot, just repeating the words. . .

It doesn't mean that I don't mean them. I do. It's just that I'm too lost in her eyes to concentrate on anything else.

Say what you have to, man, but hurry up. I don't think I can wait much longer.

What's this warm wet stuff on my face?

Oh yeah. Tears. Apparently, Steven Hyde can cry.

Come on, man. Say it. Husband and wife. . .

". . .by the power vested in me, by the state of Wisconsin, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Steven, you may kiss your bride."

. . .my bride.

" I love you, Steven. This is the happiest day of my life!"

I love you too, Jackie Hyde. Mine too.