hetalia-Israel's Adventures
Its good to be back at the world meeting after having "anther" war with Leba (Lebanon) which I won like usually no help from Europe all they think we middle eastern countries can't do anything! And I'm not middle eastern no matter my background they can't treat me like shit either!
Well I better not get to cocky im not even there yet. You know the scenery is lot different where my home is. Hungary has a nice place all the hills and paddock's while back at mine it's just war and people yelling about religions, yeah big difference to where I come from their all peaceful while mine is a war zone. We're having the meeting at Germany's place last time I saw him he tried to kill me because I was Jewish what an asshole but that was way back I bet he's changed I already have enough stuff going on back home.
Well we finally made it, Berlin doesn't look like what heard it supposed to look like, and wait I forgot I never get told this shit. Looks like I'm one the first to be here besides since I'm first maybe they'll recognize me and realizing who I am.
Waiting is boring I better just explorer for a bit nobody will notice because they don't notice. Damn walking around is making me hungry. Oh what's this? Uhhhhh I'm guessing it's something to do with… oh wait it's a café hmm not far, well its 10 I've got 2 hours before the meeting is supposed to start.
THAT CANT BE RIGHT!? Everything on the menu is pig. Wait "tourist selection" yeah that's… potato soup….really POTATO'S!? why do I question this, shit! I'm late for the meeting.
10 minutes later
Why *puff *puff*dose it *puff* have to be on *puff *the other side of berlin well 10 minutes late, well it least it can't… is that leba's car? No no no it cant be *forces the main door open * LEBANON! Where are you!? Ill find you you basted! Hold on? "Dear Israel, we and the other countries arrived here noticing your car, we thought you went in side you weren't there so we assumed you left to go somewhere until we saw not far walking down the street we waited for Lebanon when he arrived Germany told us there's a nice café on the outskirts of berlin as soon as we were about to arrive we saw you take off the other way waving that damn uzi of yours around yelling some gibberish, we notice the menu didn't have anything you liked, so we went back to tell you but we decide to go to my place, so you there P.S. America said hi From Arthur (England).
They left to go to England's…you know what fuck this shit I'm out god damn European countries can go stuff themselves I'm going home!
