For all the friend groups out there, because everyone has at least one Ino Yamanaka.
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The Yamanaka Bug
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INO SAYS:
PSST.
Sakura.
SAKURA SAYS:
What do you want, Ino?
INO SAYS:
This Saturday.
SAKURA SAYS:
What about it?
INO SAYS:
The party. Picnic. Thing.
SAKURA SAYS:
Ino, will you get to the point so I can get back to work?
INO SAYS:
Sasuke has a date.
SAKURA SAYS:
Good for him.
INO SAYS:
And it's not you, right?
SAKURA SAYS:
You're not trying to get me jealous, are you?
INO SAYS:
....No.
SAKURA SAYS:
Somehow I don't believe you.
INO SAYS:
You never believe me.
SAKURA SAYS:
With good reason.
INO SAYS:
Anyway. It's not you, right?
SAKURA SAYS:
No.
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INO SAYS:
Hey. Blond idiot.
NARUTO SAYS:
Oi! I am not an idiot!
INO SAYS:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever Foxie.
NARUTO SAYS:
Stop insulting me! And whaddya want?
INO SAYS:
Do you know who Uchiha's taking to the picnic on Sat?
NARUTO SAYS:
Teme has a date for that?
INO SAYS:
.... Er. Thanks for your help.
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INO SAYS:
Tenten.
Ask your boyfriend who Uchiha's taking to the picnic.
TENTEN SAYS:
Sasuke got a date?????????????
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INO SAYS:
Uchiha.
SASUKE SAYS:
Hnn.
INO SAYS:
I hear your coming to the picnic after all.
SASUKE SAYS:
Aa.
INO SAYS:
Right, one more table set.
SASUKE SAYS:
Two.
INO SAYS:
Errrr?
SASUKE SAYS:
I'm bringing someone.
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INO SAYS:
So it's official. Sasuke's bringing someone!
SAKURA SAYS:
Ino!
INO SAYS:
I hope to god he's not bringing Karin.
SAKURA SAYS:
Ino! I DONT CARE!
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KARIN SAYS:
Hey Ino. I was hoping to wrangle an invite to your picnic!
INO SAYS:
No way in hell!
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INO SAYS:
Hyuuga! Could you do me a favor and find out who Uchiha's taking to the picnic?
DESTINY SAYS:
No.
And if I knew I wouldn't tell you.
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INO SAYS:
Tenni, get Hyuuga to change his name again.
TENTEN SAYS:
Dammit, he changed it to Destiny again, didn't he?
INO SAYS:
Yes.
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SAKURA SAYS:
Boar stop haressing everyone!
INO SAYS:
Never! I'm going to figure this out!
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AMI SAYS:
Hey Ino.
INO SAYS:
Before you ask me, no, you can't come to the picnic.
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INO SAYS:
Hey Hina.
HINATA SAYS:
Hey Ino.
HINATA SAYS:
I'm sorry I have no idea who Sasuke's bringing.
INO SAYS:
RAWR!
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INO SAYS:
don't tell me it doesn't bother you that you don't know who he's bringing!
SAKURA SAYS:
It doesn't, because, unlike some people I know, I don't thrive on knowing every little secret about everyone else.
INO SAYS:
I'M going to figure this out billboard brow just you watch!
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KIN SAYS:
Hiya Ino!
INO SAYS:
Don't ask me for an invite, I know for a fact Kiba got one for you.
INO SAYS:
Kiba! Oh kami I'm stupid!
KIN SAYS:
....Errk?
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INO SAYS:
Hey mutt.
KIBA SAYS:
What have I said about calling me that?
INO SAYS:
Not too.
KIBA SAYS:
Right.
KIBA SAYS:
What do you want?
INO SAYS:
By any chance do you happen to know who Uchiha's bringing to the picnic?
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SAKURA SAYS:
Ino, the picnic's tomorrow! Can't you just wait a day?
INO SAYS:
No! You of all people should know I'm not patient!
SAKURA SAYS:
....Go to bed Ino.
INO SAYS:
Fine.
INO SAYS:
But only because everybody else has logged off.
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INO SAYS:
Todays the day!
SAKURA SAYS:
Ino, shut up. I am not awake enough to deal with you.
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SAKURA SAYS:
ino, you are so dead.
INO SAYS:
Saku-bunny, you cannot blame me for the thoughts your imagination created.
I never said that I thought Sasuke was going to bring a female.
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SAI UCHIHA WOULD LIKE TO ADD YOU AS A CONTACT.
YOU HAVE ACCEPTED SAI AS A CONTACT.
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SAI SAYS:
I am glad my cousin invited me to your picnic.
INO SAYS:
Why's that?
SAI SAYS:
Cause I got to meet you.
Beautiful.
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MWAHAHAHAHAHA:
Oh, yeah, I went there.
Ha ha ha...erk?
So...I have no idea what this gem is, besides a combo of me laughing at my MSN messenger and my brain.
...Anything that has "my brain" as part of a combo is not a good thing...
So leave me your comments.
If you liked it, I might do another.
'Til then!
An Order of RAWR
