I don't own anything. It's sad, I know.

58 Hours in a Vault: Junjou Romantica Style

Chapter One

Crina: Hey there everyone! It's me, Crina, the goddess of the vault! I love locking people in vaults for fifty-eight hours. Why? 'Cause it's dang fun!

?: Ahem.

Crina: Oops! Almost forgot! This here is my co-host... Um...

?: Canada!

Crina: Right! Canada! So, Canada here is my co-host, but he's also here to make sure that my victi- I mean guests don't escape from the vault!

Canada: Speaking of guests, here they come! *waves to guests/victims*

Crina: Miyagi! Shinobu! I'm so glad you could make it!

Miyagi: Yeah whatever. Wasn't like we had a choice.

Shinobu: *hugs Miyagi* Yeah. You didn't leave us with any choice!

Crina: No complaining! Or I'll have Canada get out our secret weapon!

Canada: And you wouldn't want that, eh?

Miyagi and Shinobu: *gasps* We'll be good!

Crina: That's what I thought.

Misaki: Usagi-san I don't trust her! She's going to do something to all who enter that vault!

Usagi: We have no choice. You know what will happen if we don't do what she wants.

Misaki: What are we waiting for? Let's go! *grabs Usagi's wrist and runs to everyone else* Hi! We're here! Please don't hurt us!

Crina: *attaches self to Usagi's leg* Usagi-sensei!*nuzzles leg*

Usagi: Would you be so kind as to, oh... Get off!

Canada: *slowly moves hand towards big red buttons that says "Secret Weapon"*

Misaki: Stay on his leg! Stay on his leg! Stay leg! Please don't press the button!

Canada: *puts button away*

Nowaki: Hiro-san!

Hiroki: I refuse to go!

Nowaki: You know what she'll do if you don't show up!

Hiroki: I am not spending fifty-eight hours in a vault with those people and whoever that is! *gestures towards Canada*

Canada: I'm Canada! Why don't people remember me?

Crina: Aww! Don't worry Canada! *pats back* There are fangirls out there who love you!

Canada: You didn't notice that Nowaki's here did you?

Crina: *eyes go wide* Nowaki! *attaches self to his leg* How are you?

Nowaki: I'm great!

Crina: *nuzzling leg* Have you been looking forward to this?

Nowaki: *sees Canada with red button* Yes! Couldn't wait!

Crina: And how are you Hiroki?

Hiroki: Dandy.

Shinobu: I have a question.

Crina: Yes?

Shinobu: Why is Canada here?

Crina: Because I want him to be. Now, it's time to get into that lovely little GIANT vault right there! *opens door* In ya' go!

Everyone: *enters vault*

Crina: *links arms with Canada* What shall I do to the Junjou characters? What is Canada's true mission here? What happens when Canada presses that red button? What crackfabulous/ cracktasticness shall ensue? Stay tuned to find out!

Canada: Crina? Who are you talking to?

Crina: I don't know.