So I had a sudden urge to write this one drabble after having a conversation with myself. Hope it turned out alright lolz.


It's Pronounced Idiocracy

Drink your milk

I hate the stuff

Pull up your pants

No, they look good this way

Put a jacket on

It's not cold outside

Say your prayers

I'm not religious

Eat your vegetables

That spinach looks like swamp water

You study too hard

What the hell would you know?!

Watch your language

You're not my mother!

Be nice to your little brother

What are you talking about I'm always nice

Get a girlfriend

Who needs them

You should make some friends

I'm not lonely

You look it

Who the hell asked you to be a judge

You did when you answered the question

Maybe I like to be alone

You wouldn't be talking back to me if you did

Okay, I'm not going to talk to you anymore

You always talk to me

I never asked you to listen

I'm here so why not

Because me talking to myself makes me sound crazy

And who's to say you haven't already flown the cuckoo's nest

We're not having this conversation

Oh but we are

We'll I'm ending it

Konnichiwa

That's hello

Who said I wanted to say…

Sayonara


And a drabble has been born from complete madness XD

Incase you haven't figured it out the person talking in bold is Ed's Inner self