So I had a sudden urge to write this one drabble after having a conversation with myself. Hope it turned out alright lolz.
It's Pronounced Idiocracy
Drink your milk
I hate the stuff
Pull up your pants
No, they look good this way
Put a jacket on
It's not cold outside
Say your prayers
I'm not religious
Eat your vegetables
That spinach looks like swamp water
You study too hard
What the hell would you know?!
Watch your language
You're not my mother!
Be nice to your little brother
What are you talking about I'm always nice
Get a girlfriend
Who needs them
You should make some friends
I'm not lonely
You look it
Who the hell asked you to be a judge
You did when you answered the question
Maybe I like to be alone
You wouldn't be talking back to me if you did
Okay, I'm not going to talk to you anymore
You always talk to me
I never asked you to listen
I'm here so why not
Because me talking to myself makes me sound crazy
And who's to say you haven't already flown the cuckoo's nest
We're not having this conversation
Oh but we are
We'll I'm ending it
Konnichiwa
That's hello
Who said I wanted to say…
Sayonara
And a drabble has been born from complete madness XD
Incase you haven't figured it out the person talking in bold is Ed's Inner self
