Disclaimer: I do not own "InuYasha." This is purely a fan made spoof on one of the episodes. I can't remember what it's called, so please tell me in the reviews. This is also meant to be a one shot, but if anyone wants me to write a full length fanfic. about this; please let me know and I will consider it.
After Kagura left, Rin asked Sesshy, "How could you just stand there and not notice that she was half naked? Is your penis not working properly?" Sesshomaru, who looked neutral before, suddenly blushed and stated in shock, "Rin! Who taught you that?! You aren't old enough to hear such talk!" Cute little Rin smiled as she answered, "Kagome told me that's what men do when pretty women put themselves on display." She was about to explain that further, but he refused to hear it. Sesshy shouted, "I forbid you to see the wench again! I will find you a more suitable female companion!" "...and a mother figure," he thought afterwards. "Like Kagura? She would be a good match for you," Rin replied. "No, not like her," he answered with another blush as they walked off. "Kids say the darndest things," he thought before he started thinking about "other things"; while keeping a straight face.
The End.
