This is my first fanfiction so please don't kill me if it's bad. I know my spelling isn't the best but I hope you enjoy.

Clarabelle was over at Valkyrie's for the day and she had forced Valkyrie into letting her do a make over. It had become a nightmare recently ever
since Valkyrie made a first conversation with Clarabelle in a case of bordom. She was having to visit Kenpspeckle after breaking her arms and
putting a hole through her foot in a practice fight with Tanith. They had been sparring and quite recently Valkyrie had been practicing for the
career choice of being a couch potato. She had broken the world record of lying on a couch the only reason she stopped was because her father had
been out (I had to get up and get the extra fatty patty cheese fries myself... lazy father!). This had left her in an unfit state that made her
unable to do the normal amount of exercise she would normally do. During the fight she tried to lift her sword which was so heavy that she
dropped it through her foot but just managed to lift it in time to break her arms protecting herself from Tanith at witch point she colapsed and
was dragged to the Hibernian.

Kenpspeckle was giving her the usual lecture this time about why exercise is importent and why she must stop acting like a lazy slob. This caused
her to go balistic, and land up putting Kenpspeckle on the hospital bed next to her leaving Clarabelle in charge (Which everyone knows he will regret
for the next few 100 years or so).Valkyrie had been sitting in the chair for a while now and Clarabelle started to talk "Valkyrie you really shouldn't
get yourself in so much trouble it's going to kick you in the but someday". Valkyrie was a bit annoyed about Clarabelle's view on how docters acted
she got enough slack from Kenpspeckle she didn't want her acting like his less intellignt evil clone. Valkyrie had come up with a lie to tell her
parents that Fletcher had taken her on vacation to Italy but she knew that was a little far fetched. Valkyrie was dwadiling in her thoughts when Clarabelle
inturrupted "O.k now to start on your hair".Valkyrie shouted "now to start! what have you been doing all this time! "I've been fixing your wounds"
Valkyrie looked down in horror to see that Clarabelle covered her legs'feet and arms with happy stickers. Then Clarabelle lifted up her favorite shirt
which Clarabelle had written 'I got a boo boo on it' Valkyrie stared horiffied and fainted after jumping out of her chair pointing at clarable and saying
"w.."in a rather raspy voice. When she came to Kenpspeckle started to say "You were lucky when she was finished with you she came to me and it
and started to say her own twisted version of the billy goats gruff based on when Tanith killed that troll agghh. I really wish she didn't tell me how
he killed each of his victims I tell you as soon as i'm out of this bed i'm going to fire her send her to the mentel facility. Then i'm going to move the
Hibernian change my name my phone number possibly my face and delete her as a friend on facebook ". Valkyrie then said that it was a bit extreme he just
replied "don't worry I delete people from facebook all the time as for the face who wouldn't shes a bloody nightmare!" Valkyrie nodded.

A few weeks later after Valkyrie had recoverd she finally found it in her heart to forgive Clarabelle and invited her over to do her hair. She agreed to
actully do it this time when she came over they started to come up with a idea to get back at Fletcher for not visiting her in hospital. After a few
hours of work Clarabelle finaly finished the result was a perfect clone of Flechers hair except slightly larger breaking fleachers record. "Oh I can't wait
to show him he will regret not visiting" Valkyrie said "O.k but you have to play this little piggie with me afterward" replied Clarabelle and Valkyrie
agreed with her fingers crossed of course. (what kind of nut would have agreed).Clarabelle called flecher and Valkyrie waited in the yard for Flecher to
arrive. Flecher walked by turned round and the only thing he could say was "no.. noo... this can't be, oh my god it's the end ahhhhh!". As Flecher ran
Valkyrie jumped up and started to sing"My hairdoo chased Flecher from the yard damn right it's bigger than his dam right it's bigger than his yes yes
it's ture mwhha mwhha". A few days later Valkyrie's door bell rang and she went and got the door Flecher jumped forward and started shoving his hair in
Valkyrie's face, Valkyrie could not help but notice Flechers desparate attempt at making his hair look bigger such as highlights, some device that made his
hair stick up with static, a lot of extra hair gel and he had even gone as low as to use hair extesions. Flecher inturrupted her thoughts on the best
way to dump him "huh now mines bigger than yours ha ha ha!" he said mannaicly all Valkyrie did in response was sigh and slam the door. She turned
around only to see Clarabelle with a wide grin."Time to play the piggies hehehe" and Valkyrie screamed "Nooooooooooooooooooo!"

And they all had emotional breakdowns execpt for Clarabelle and Skuduggry who no one had seen for a while.

Skulduggry walked into the house where the killer he was hunting was said to have been hiding. He looked around and saw Scapegrace.
Skulduggry screamed like a little girl "Nnnnoooooooooooooooo!"
(no seriously he pops up in every book in the most annoying and funny ways for the charcters '-' )

Oh o.k even him.

Hey everyone hoped you enjoyed it i'm going to be working on one where Val escapes from a asylum.
please reveiw you have no choice if you don't you will be n1 on my list "mmwhhaa ha ha ha ha!".
I'm creepy arn't I?