Here's a funny thing I came up after reading some one-liner fanfics on another site. Harima and Sarah team up to ask questions in the form of a Confession Room. So read on and let's see if it makes you laugh. Side Warning. There'll probably be a couple of OOC moments, but bear with me.
Disclaimer: I don't own School Rumble or any of its characters.
XOXOXOX
Beginnings
"Alright Harima" Sarah called out, pointing towards a strange box, "Here's what your going to be helping me with." She replied, looking at the huge box up and down.
"Ookay, but why me? Couldn't you get Tenma's sister or that Asou guy to help you?" Harima asked, wondering what exactly it is.
Sarah sighed, "Yakumo is too helpful and Asou is busy with their resturant on the other side." She replied honestly.
"Too helpful? How is too helpful a burden for this...thing?" Harima asked, motioning the box.
She then turned to him, "That's the problem. This is a confession room. Here's where people answer a few questions and we decide if they are to be blessed or to be punished." She explained.
"Ah. I see now." Harima answered quickly.
"With Yakumo helping me, then we'll have an entire school thinking they are blessed" Sarah added frankly. She then opened a door and stepped aside, "Get in." She offered.
Harima shrugged his shoulders and stepped in, going to the farthest side in front of two levers. "What's these do?" He asked curiously.
Sarah also stepped in, "After we finish asking the questions, we can bless them..." She replied, placing her hand on the right one, "...or punish them." She added, placing her hand on the left one. "I'll let you do the honors." She added and closed the door.
"Sounds simple enough. What are the questions?" He asked, adjusting himself to the levers.
Sarah then pulled out a list from her uniform, "1: Is there anyone causing you problems in this school. 2: What do you think of Sarah? 3: What do you think of Harima? 4: Is there anyone you are fond of in this school? And 5: Is there anything you want to do to improve yourself for those you are close to?" She called out the list.
Harima took a while to recite those to memory, "What they think about us? Isn't that a little..." He muttered out.
"Our voices will be disguised." She answered quickly.
"Ah" He then went silent for a moment, "It's more of what we choose right? As in a god or something?" He asked.
"Something along those lines." Sarah again answered quickly.
Again there was silence. "So...now what?" Harima asked, getting impatient.
"We wait for our first customer." She answered quickly...again.
Silence again...
"You do this all the time at that church of yours?" He asked.
"Shh. Someone's coming." She silenced him.
*Outside*
Curious, Nara looked at the box. "What's this?" He asked himself. Shrugging it off, he went walking in.
"Welcome. This is a confession room. Here, you will be asked five questions concerning your life and this school. Being a confession room, we only ask that you be honest." Sarah greeted. On Nara's side, it sounded like a completely different woman.
"Isn't that..." Harima muttered to himself before he remembered, he then placed his hand on the left lever.
"Okay?" Nara asked obviously.
Sarah then cleared her throat, "So, first question. Is there anyone causing you problems in this school?" She asked.
Thinking a while, Nara looked up, "I think I'd have to go with Harima." He answered honestly.
Harima tightened his grip.
"Any particularly why?" Sarah asked.
"Well, it's not school itself that he's causing me problems. It's more of him being an obstacle to secure my affections for a certain someone. Can't he see that he's lucky that he has other girls fawning over him?" Nara continued to rant. While appearing as a calm, quiet boy to others, when he gets in the mood, he'll rant your ear off.
Harima forced himself not to pull the lever, "Just wait for it. His time will come..." He kept this mantra in his thoughts.
"I see." Sarah replied nervously, seeing the steam building within Harima. "Next Question. What do you think of Sarah Adiemus?" She asked, trying to move the topic from his crush that somehow connects to Harima.
Nara was silent for a while, "Oh, you mean that nun? She's cool, I guess. Such a shame she's a nun, though." He answered.
Curious, Sarah raised an eyebrow, "Oh? Why is that?"
"Nun's aren't allowed to date. Furthermore, they aren't allowed to commit, what they say adultery. I'm sure that guy she works with won't mind her." He spoke, a little too much out of his mind. "What a waste of beauty, I'd say." He added, crossing his arms.
Her eyebrow twitched, "You...will...now..." She slowly replied, inching her hand to the lever of punishment.
Harima quickly cleared his throat, "Next question. What do you think of Harima Kenji?" He asked, trying to stop Sarah from pulling the lever too soon. "Wait. Did I just seriously say that?" He asked himself unaware.
Nara then twitched his two eyebrows, "Harima Kenji...Harima...Kenji." He slowly muttered to himself.
"Uh oh."
"Damn him! Why must he always be in my way? I know he can easily beat me up, but still. Why can't he just play with the other girls?" He slowly muttered, tone going lower.
"Because the only girl I want is Tenma. And your grubby little paws are not going to lay hands on her." Harima thought to himself.
Finally getting over her short fuse, Sarah cleared her throat, "Who are you most fond of in this school?" She asked the fourth question.
"Here it comes..." Harima grinned himself evilly, slowly pulling the lever, that is until Sarah smacked his hand away.
Nara went red in embarrassment, "Although I met many wonderful, beautiful, cute, and sexy woman here. I'd have to go with Tenma Tsukamoto." He admitted.
"Her?" Sarah thought to herself, "Any particular reason why?" She asked.
"Well, she's smart (AN: Exaggerating) cute, and those two little pigtails of her are awesome. Why it be a dream just to go on a date with her once." He explained and started to blab out random locations on where he would take her and what resturant they would go.
Harima's hand was trembling. "Only one more. Must resist...temptation." He added another mantra in his Void Filled Head.
Sarah interrupted Nara's fantasy, "Last Question!" Her shout effectively interrupted his fantasy, "Is there anything you want to do to improve yourself for those close to you?" She asked.
Nara went in thinking mode, "Well, I would like to raise up in the ranks of Buddha's Army..."
"Buddha's...army?" Sarah asked herself.
"Trust me. Don't even ask about it." Harima suggested.
Back to Nara, he changed his mind, "But most of all, I think I would want to become stronger for Tenma. To show that I'm more better then Harima. Maybe even when the time comes, maybe I can defeat him myself." He explained solemnly.
Although this affected Sarah emotionally, it had the opposite effect for Harima. So he interrupted, "Alright, time's up. You will now face my Judgement." He called out.
"Huh?"
Harima then pulled the left lever. This caused cold water to drop onto Nara, who quickly yelped in suprise.
"This is c-c-c-cold!" Nara called out and ran out.
"Now why did you punish him?" Sarah asked, looking at him.
Harima scoffed, "You see how he derated us? Your job and my position?" He asked, his void filled head being smart for once.
"Hmm, good point." Sarah admitted and decided to drop it.
*Elsewhere*
"Man, this blows. I'm soaked head to toe. Need to get a spare change of clothes. Wonder if Harima was involved? Nah, probably not." Nara had his train of thought on full speed. He didn't even noticed he brushed and bumped someone.
"Hey, watch it!" Eri called out, trying to wipe the her shoulder dry.
"Hey, look. A Confession Room! Let's go try it out Eri." Mikoto suggested, but didn't wait for an answer and pulled her anyways.
Eri only stared at the room, "I sense something very evil there." She replied to herself.
Back to Harima and Sarah; who quickly dried the room, now sat. Harima looked towards the distance, "I sense something very evil coming" He replied to himself.
XOXOX
And there we go. First customer Nara, left with unsatisfactory results. Now Eri is next, how will this fare?
Like mentioned, I got this idea from another site. Cookies if you can get it. It starts with F.
Also note that I only wrote this up in a single night, will most likely not be good as my other stories.
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