Sirius was walking down the streets of London, when he spotted a pretty looking woman in front of a bookstore.

He walked up to her and "Hi there, I'm Sirius Lee Black. You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell" He told her.
The woman just looked at with a 'gotta be kidding me' look. "Sir, I am not impressed with your pick up line. And furthermore, you are white, not black." She told him. "Ma'am, I know that. My name is really Sirius Lee Black. What's yours?" he asked, intrigued with her. "I suggest you leave my bookstore before I call the cops. I am not into men. Good day, sir" She said than quickly turned around and headed into the bookstore.
"well, than. Best be going home than" Sirius muttered to himself as he walked away from the bookstore, feeling bummed that yet again he wasn't going to any sort of action (*cough-cough*) or even a date.