The Stora

Prologue: It's finally here! The Stora, pronounced: store – uh, is a combination of the words store and Sora. It is a massive mall/superstore that is owned by Sora himself. It has just opened up, and the Organization is about to find out what is inside…

"Oh fuck! My hair is on fire, put it out, PUT IT OOOUUTT!" yelled a panicking Demyx. "Damn you Axel!"

"Hey, just doing my job. By the way, your hair looks better like that on fire, it adds a nice glow to your outfit."

"Shut up!" Demyx replied. But of course all the ruckus and noise had alerted and awoken the superior, and now he's pissed.

"Everyone shut the hell up- uh um I mean, DARKNESS!" Everyone looked at him, and then exchanged puzzled glances. By the way … It was 3 in the morning, so now they had really screwed the pooch. "Axel!" Xemnas screamed.

"Yes mommy?" he replied sarcastically.

"Shut the hell up. Demyx!"

"IT BUURRNSS!"

"Both of you come here right now", the two members waddled over, Axel with a smug grin on his face, and Demyx holding his charred mullet. "I want a full explanation of why one of my members' hair is on fire. Axel, care to explain?"

"That's what he gets for wearing too much hair spray. I was just practicing some moves and dance water dance douchebag over here bumps into me and catches his bird nest of a mullet on fire. NOT, my fault."

"Hmmm. I see. Demyx, what is your side of the story?"

"Axel… you took a match and lit my pillow on fire while I was sleeping."

"I believe Demyx" the superior exclaimed. "Now, Axel, you are in sooo much trouble I should just-"

"WE HAVE NO BURRITOS!" Xigbar shouted.

"I'm out of tampons!" Larxene cried.

"I don't have a book to read" Saix complained.

"So what the fuck is everybody up now?" Xemnas asked. "Ugh, why do all of you need stuff?"

"We should go to a store for that stuff, especially since I need burn cream." Demyx added.

"FINE. We will find a store that is open 24/7. We'll get food tampons hairspray and cream. Now, as punishment, Axel, you will be taking our van along with Xigbar Larxene, Saix and me."

"Not the beat up 70's van. ANYTHING but that" Axel pleaded.

"YES. The rest of you can take my flying nobody dragon. Now, let's go." Everybody got in their respectable vehicles and they took off to find a store.

"Hey, Vexen, how fast does this thing go?" Roxas asked.

"Well, this dragon goes about 12000 knots, otherwise known as 65 mph."

"Cool… but… if you're here… then who's piloting the dragon?" All of a sudden Vexen falls off of the top and drops into the darkness below.

"NO! VEXEN!" Everyone shouted. At that moment, a transmission came in from the cockpit.

"It's me, the real Vexen. Calm down everyone, that was simply a clone" The voice said. Everyone sighed with relief. It was then, that the red lights on the dragon began to flash and pressure built as sirens blared. "OH NO! TRANSMISSION IS IN OVERDRIVE. TOO MUCH PRESSURE, WE'VE REACHED TOP SPEED!" All windows and glass busted, including the ones in the cockpit creating a vacuum and sucking Vexen out of the control room.

"NO! THE REAL VEXEN!" Everyone cried. They turned around as they heard a familiar voice.

"Hello everyone. That was simply a clone of my clone" Vexen exclaimed.

"…" Everyone was silent. "We're tired of your shit Vexen" they said.

*Meanwhile, in the beat up van*

"Hey look superior. That sign says there is a new store that just opened right here!" Axel said. He pointed to a man who looked like cloud standing in a moogle suit (Which it was) spinning a sign that said "Stora open now." They ran him over.

"Ow, my legs" Cloud groaned as he held his knees to his chest crying in pain.

Xemnas signaled for the dragon to land and they parked the van as the ship landed. They all got out of their vehicles and walked across a gigantic parking lot towards what seemed to be a massive mall.

"What is this place?" Demyx asked. No one answered as they drew closer to the building. They heard loud happy sounding music playing, tons of people yelling, partying, and they even saw a carousel

"Holy shit. This is fuckin' awesome dude. Look! Rides, stores, stages!" Axel said excitedly.

"And look at that! A whole shelf of this month's summer beauty magazines and-" Larxene paused. She gasped loudly. "No way! Signed copies of Ellana Hirsch's new romance novel: Vampire Love Love!"

"We have to go in!" Demyx yelled. "PLEEEAAAAASSSEEE!"

"Alright. Everyone hold your heartless horses. Do we even know what this place is called?" Xemnas asked.

"The Stora" a young brunette boy said with a smile. "It's called the Stora…"

(A/N: Hello and thanks for reading my long awaited story. This chapter sucks. The inside jokes were delivered horribly. It was all kind of rushed just so I could get this in there, and overall this chapter was MEH. BUUUTTT… next chapter should be a lot better and hopefully a lot longer than this one. I just HAD to set up the story super quick so I could get into the REAL writing. I'm not too proud, BUT I know next chapter will be awesome. I get to start fresh and without a three year old template. Tell me what I should do. Also, in this series, leave reviews of stores you want to see, and challenges you want done. There is a paopu point system that you use for buying things in the Stora which will be explained next chapter, and the members of the organization and other characters will complete said challenges for said points. Anywhore, thanks for reading this extremely long authors note and my MEH story, bya!)