CHAPTER 1 volcan kills zatch

note: thoughts are in brackets

One day zatch was playing with volcan.

zatch:what should we do now?

volcan:lets play kill zatch with volcans missle launchers!!

zatch:that sounds like fun! how do we play again?

volcan:like this!

volcan shoots nuclear missles at zatch

zatch:oww

volcan:wimp

zatch: i am not!!!!

volcan:they why did a cardboard box turn you to ash?

zatch:...damn

suddenly kiyo came in the door

kiyo:hi zat-oh my god

zatch:what

kiyo:why are you turned into ash

zatch:volcan killed me

kiyo:haha do you think im stupid?

zatch: no

kiyo:if volcan killed you why are you still talking

zatch:oh yeah i forgot (he is stupid)

kiyo:WHAT DID YOU SAY????!!!!

zatch:nothing

kiyo:you said i was stupid

zatch:no i didnt

kiyo:you thought it!!!!

zatch: how do you know?

kiyo:dufort gave me psychic powers

zatch:what???!!!

volcan:you are deaf zatch he said dufort gave him psychic powers

kiyo: no i didnt

volcan:yes you did

kiyo:prove it

volcan holds up a tape recorder

recorder: kiyo:dufort gave me psychic powers

kiyo:see? thats proof

volcan:?

kiyo:you said i said that dufort gave HIM psychic powers but i actually said that dufort gave ME psychic powers

zatch:ok this is getting realy confusing and im STILL DEAD!!!!

kiyo:no problem kiyo scoops up

zatchs ashified body and puts it in a plastic bag

zatch:what are you going to do???

kiyo throws zatchs ashified body into the grave yard and burys it

zatch:HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

end of chapter