note: thoughts are in brackets
One day zatch was playing with volcan.
zatch:what should we do now?
volcan:lets play kill zatch with volcans missle launchers!!
zatch:that sounds like fun! how do we play again?
volcan:like this!
volcan shoots nuclear missles at zatch
zatch:oww
volcan:wimp
zatch: i am not!!!!
volcan:they why did a cardboard box turn you to ash?
zatch:...damn
suddenly kiyo came in the door
kiyo:hi zat-oh my god
zatch:what
kiyo:why are you turned into ash
zatch:volcan killed me
kiyo:haha do you think im stupid?
zatch: no
kiyo:if volcan killed you why are you still talking
zatch:oh yeah i forgot (he is stupid)
kiyo:WHAT DID YOU SAY????!!!!
zatch:nothing
kiyo:you said i was stupid
zatch:no i didnt
kiyo:you thought it!!!!
zatch: how do you know?
kiyo:dufort gave me psychic powers
zatch:what???!!!
volcan:you are deaf zatch he said dufort gave him psychic powers
kiyo: no i didnt
volcan:yes you did
kiyo:prove it
volcan holds up a tape recorder
recorder: kiyo:dufort gave me psychic powers
kiyo:see? thats proof
volcan:?
kiyo:you said i said that dufort gave HIM psychic powers but i actually said that dufort gave ME psychic powers
zatch:ok this is getting realy confusing and im STILL DEAD!!!!
kiyo:no problem kiyo scoops up
zatchs ashified body and puts it in a plastic bag
zatch:what are you going to do???
kiyo throws zatchs ashified body into the grave yard and burys it
zatch:HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
end of chapter
