Nightmare 1: Is it Fate?

Riku: Well, our obsessed Kingdom Hearts junkie is back with yet another fic. (rolls eyes)

Me: That's right! I hope you enjoy this one!

Riku: You've got to get a life outside of fanfiction...

Me: There's a life outside of that?


Riku was surrounded by darkness. It was cold, and it felt as if everything was closing in on him. Suddenly, there was a bright flash, and a girl was standing in front of him, wearing an "I Heart Riku" T-Shirt.

"Glad I could help my Bishie!" cried the girl happily, glomping him (tackle/hug basically).

Riku stared at her. "Who the hell are you?"

"I can give you my penname or nickname, but nothing else, you sly fox!" she hit his back, blushing as if he'd asked her to marry him. "I'm Ryo-oki!"

Riku cringed at the girl as she glomped him again, and this time, knocking him to the ground. "Will you get offa me?"

"No," replied Ryo-oki simply.

"Where are we anyway?"

"My computer."

"How'd we get in there?" Riku asked, shocked by how calm this girl was. "One more thing..."

"Yeah?" Ryo-oki blinked, making an adorable face.

"You're cutting the circulation off from my legs."

"Oh!" she hopped off. "Anywho, we somehow got into my computer, AND NOW YOU WILL MARRY ME!"

Riku jumped back. "What?" he asked. "Are you insane?" he asked flatly.

Ryo-oki stopped to think for a second. "No matter how you look at it, I'm insane enough to be counted, but not insane enough to be in an asylum."

For some reason, Riku was now in a tuxedo, while his crazy fangirl was in a wedding dress. The priest, Wolfwood, from Trigun was standing in front of them with an open bible. "You better give me the full 1,000,000 Munny for this," Wolfwood growled.

"I will, just make us married! I'm paying you to make the ceremony official, not to talk and complain about the possibility of me forgetting to make a payment."

"You better not give me donuts like that last fangirl, or so help me..."

"Why didn't you just sell them to someone?" inquired Riku.

The priest sighed. "Vash ate them all before I could..." He shrugged. "All right," he held up his bible, which said 'How to Forcibly Marry a Bishonen to a Fangirl' as a caption on the cover, "Ryo-oki, do you take this..." he paused to try to figure out the word, "'Bishie' to be your husband?"

"I do!"

"Ok, you may now kiss the Bishonen."

"WAIT! Don't I have a say?" Riku butted in.

"Not in this book. It says 'Don't give the lust object the chance to say, "I do"'." Wolfwood stated, pointing to the line.

Riku started to twitch, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE A SAY!"

Ryo-oki puckered up to get a kiss, and then, Riku woke up, panting.

"Riku, what's wrong?" Sora asked, waking up on the beach next to him.

"I had a dream that a crazy fangirl was trying to force me to marry her!" Riku shouted.

"Good thing it was a dream then. After all, we're getting married tomorrow, right?" Sora asked.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Riku screamed, waking up once again to find himself waking up on the shores of Destiny Islands once again. Sora was shaking him slightly.

"You ok? You were yelling something about a wedding with a fangirl, and then marrying me..." Sora shuddered at the second part of the statement.

"Yeah, well, I need to stop eating burritos before taking a nap. Where's Kairi?"

Sora jabbed his thumb in the air toward the palm tree. "Taking a nap and having weird dreams too. She was muttering something about 'My hair defies all gravity'."

Riku sighed. "Whatever, I'm going home before I find out I'm still dreaming or something and you start making out with me, Sora."

"There's a problem with that though," said Sora thoughtfully.

"What would that be?"

"I'm not Sora!" He pulled off his head, revealing that he was actually Ansem. "You are mine to control once again."

"AHHHHH! HELP ME!" Riku shouted, now realizing he was in a giant glass box. He started banging on the walls, trying to escape, and then...


"Riku... Riku!" Sora was poking his friend, who had fallen asleep during Math class. The bell had rung, but his friend wouldn't wake up. "RIKU!"

"Is there a problem?" asked an irritated Math teacher.

"RIKU WON'T WAKE UP!" Sora shouted, panicking.

The math teacher took Riku's pulse, having been a doctor in a war at one point. "Someone call 911!" He barked.

All of the girls started screeching and ran around like chickens with their heads cut off. The guys ran out of the room to get a pay phone, since their teacher was too cheap to buy a cell.


Me: That's it for this chappy! What's going on? YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT! GUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Riku: Wasn't there a movie like this or something?
Me: I remember the Simpsons poking at something like this, but this is TOTALLY different. Anywho, for those of you who were wondering, that fangirl in the beginning is me, and yes, I am that annoying at times.

Riku: (rolls eyes)

Me: Anywho, Read and Review! No flames!