Crappy Fanfic Set at the End of the first book XD

"Come on, we have to get to that dog before Proffessor Snape does," Ron exclaimed between three huffed breaths.

"I totally agree with you, we would not want Snape in conjunction with Voldemort to turn this school into an institute for future Death Eaters," noted Harry as they kept running in the direction of the third level.

Suddenly, an outburst appears and…

"YOU BASTARDS, I FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH, I WILL! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO LOSE ANY MORE HOUSE POINTS FROM GRIFFINDOR! ANYWAY, YOU WILL BE EXPELLED!" yelled Neville Longbottom.

"Do something…" breathed both Harry and Ron at Hermione.

"I am really sorry about this Neville but, PETRIFICUS (B)OTALLUS (BODY BIND SPELL)

Suddenly, Neville's oversized body came hurtling at the fair Hermione. Hermione swore as she realised that she had pronounced the spell incorrectly. Neville's fat body seemed plastered to Hermione.

"You guys go ahead, I would only be a hindrance to you," whispered Hermione. "Muahahhaha, now, what can we do?"

"I guess there is only one thing we can do, since we are stuck together in an very awkward position and the only significant thing that we can do is put on more clothes or take some off," said Neville right into Hermione's face.

BANG

"You little perverted bastard, as she readied herself to give Neville another blow to the head, if you did not already have a completely random (or is it?) nosebleed, I would make sure that you bled to death!"

Neville sweatdropped

"Girls are too troublesome…"

"Listen Neville, if you say that once more, I am going to make your puberty VERY boring."

THE END OF THE WORST FANFICTION IN THE WORLD XD

NOW, that was a complete wast of time, wasn't it?