AN/ BB: I was bored, and feeling randomish. I apoligize. I have better stories, I promise!


Enter, a large cave. There are creatures in this cave. We shall introduce them .

Gregor: Who the hell is we?

Shayshaymura: US!! ME AND BB AND ALLEANYE AND VIVEN!!

Alleanye: Shay, did you have sugar again?

Shayshaymura: YEPURDOODLE!!

Luxa: Is she mad?

Alleanye: In more ways then one.

BB: AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I WAS SOOOOOOO RUDELY INTERRUPTED!! We shall introduce them.

Gregor the Overlander

Luxa the Underlander

Twitchtip the Gnawer

Pearlpelt the Bane

Shayshaymura the Ninja Assassin

Alleanye the Monster Hunter

Viven the Kitsune

Illiana the Weatherwitch

Shayshaymura: AWW WHY IS PEARLPELT SPECIAL!? Why does he get to be called the bane?

Pearlpelt: Because I am the Bane!! I am the king of all Gnawers.

Alleanye: Not to put a stick in your spokes, but didn't a bunch of Gnawers help pwn you?

Pearlpelt: SHUT UP!! -Attacks Alle, who easily dodges, and slams her boot into his nose-

Alleanye: Monster Hunter, Dummy. You need to be faster then that.

Pearlpelt: -starts to cry-

Shayshaymura: ALLE!! YOU MADE HIM CRY!! -hugs Pearlpelt- It's okay honey.

Viven: -looking at Shay and Pearlpelt- Well is that not the most creepiest thing you've ever seen?

Gregor: You're right about that.

Alleanye: I'm bored.

Viven: You're always bored.

Alleanye: I know! We can get BB to make someone insane.

Twitchtip: Oh that will end well.

Alleanye: Who asked you?

Twitchtip: Who cares who asked me.

Illiana: Now even I am bored. BB!! Do something, please?

BB: -voice over- Let the mayhem begin, MUAHAHAHAHA!!

Viven: BB, do we have to lock you in the basement again?! (1)

BB: -gags- No, I'm good. Fun entering stage left! -disappears-

Everyone looks to the right. Two creatures enter.

Photos Glow-glow: Greetings all. I am he called- AHHHH!!

Photos glow-glow and Zap keel over, dead. Shayshaymura stands over their bodies, cackling madly, glass swirling around her. Pearlpelt cowers in the corner.

Shayshaymura: I hate all Shiners!! They eat my cookies!!

Alleanye: And now the fun is gone.

Gregor: How does she control the glass?

Viven: we aren't sure.

Luxa: what is glass?

Everyone just stares at her

Luxa: what did I say?

Gregor: Nothing.

BB: -voiceover- THAT'S IT!! -poofs in- YOU ARE ALL BEING PUNISHED!!

Alleanye: definitely going to have to lock her in the basement again.

Gregor: does that work?

Viven: sometimes. We never should've let her out, really.

Luxa: This basement, is it like the dungeon?

Gregor: yeah.

Luxa: oh.

BB: -glaring- Someone start going insane, or else!!

Twitchtip: Or else what?

BB: I'll make Shayshaymura sing the youth song.

Shayshaymura: -poofs next to BB- Did I hear Youth?

Alleanye: NOOOO!!

BB: Too late. -stuffs earplugs in her ears-

Shayshaymura: Appear my most youthful back up dancers!!

Rock Lee and Might Guy suddenly poof in, green smoke encircling them.

Shayshaymura: Now, Sing for YOUTH!!

Alleanye, Viven, Illiana: NOOOOOOOO!!

Shayshaymura, Lee, and Guy all start singing, completely off key.

YOUTH YOUTH YOUTH!!

Y

O

U

T

H

!!

YOUTH YOUTH YOUTH

WE HAVE YOUTH

WE HAVE YOUTH

WE HAVE YOUTHHHHHHH!!

Y

O

U

T

H

!!

YOUTH YOUTH YOUTH

Switches beats complelty.

YOUTHHH, GLORIOUS YOUTHHH

YOUTHHH GLORIOUS YOUTHHH!!

This goes on for about ten minutes. Everyone is withering on the ground, except BB who is reading the latest Shojo Beat. The music ends. Lee and Guy disappear.

Twitchtip: My ears are actually bleeding.

Gregor: what the hell was that?

Luxa: that was worse being lost in the jungle

Pearlpelt: I LIKED IT!!

Everyone just stared at him.

Viven: he's like a big, white, ratty version of Shayshaymura.

Alleanye: WHAT?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! MY EARDRUMS ARE TOO DAMAGED

Viven: STOP SHOUTING AT ME!!

Pearlpelt: SING IT AGAIN!!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO!!

BB: wow, that worked better then I expected. -pulls earplugs out-

Illiana: You are evil.

BB: I try. -poofs out-


(1) BB: They locked me in the basement ater i read the reviews on my story, Demon Eyes Incorporated. I dropped the major plot twist, and they said I went crazy. I don't belive them MUAHAHAHAH

Alleanye: BB!